UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

RAAAAGH! *Attacks Darth Vader with chainaxe*

[Hickory]

*lightsaber cuts chainaxe in two*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Unfortunately, your puny lightsabers cannot cut through blessed adamantium. *Decapitates Darth Vader*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Eul hacks through the door with a machete* Heeeeeeeeeeere's Eul-y!!!

[Hickory]

A LIGHTSABER IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPOJ IN EXISTENCE, DEAL WITH IT.

[Eulaliaaa!]

*wields machete in one hand and an energy sword in the other* what? what? Don't make me bring out the gravity hammer!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

A LIGHTSABER IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPOJ IN EXISTENCE, DEAL WITH IT.

CHAINAXES ARE BETTER. *Cuts Eul's arms off*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*regrows arm* EUUULAAALIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *hacks Ashe's limbs off with a machete*

[Jetthebinturong]

Actually Matpat of Game Theory proved the Halo energy sword is better than the lightsaber.

[Eulaliaaa!]

I saw that one, it was cool.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Steps in dressed like Clint Eastwood*

Les' do this boys. And girls too.

*Shoots both Ashes, Sagetip, Eul, and PoM respectively, in that order and still has one bullet to spare.*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Dodges bullets Matrix-style* Come at me, bro. *Pulls out a gravity hammer* *Laughs hysterically*

[Kitsune]

.....

Well, at least you read my rant.

[James Gryphon]

This isn't a "universe-ending death battle", it's a universe-ending death battle of doom. That makes all the difference.

[Kitsune]

I suppose it does, doesn't it?