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UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

Started by Hickory, June 15, 2016, 05:04:14 AM

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Hickory

#150
July 02, 2016, 05:26:35 AM
*shrinks through the bars, shrinks Eul, shrinks back out*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

#151
July 02, 2016, 05:27:38 AM
*Throws Eul at Ashe, who has always been so obsessed with Eul, so much so that he just starts following her. Then I save Middle-Earth and Gonff epically."  ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#152
July 02, 2016, 05:30:14 AM Last Edit: July 02, 2016, 05:33:17 AM by Lord Ashenwyte
*Removes Delthion from the multiverse with no sign that he ever existed*

NO SHIPPING IN THE BATTLE THREAD!

*Cuts Sage's head off*

*Destroys the Shire with the aid of a billion Berzerkers of Khorne*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#153
July 02, 2016, 06:13:48 AM
*Comes back, and devours Ashe, then spits him into a black-hole inside a black-hole inside a black-hole.*

Shippers shall ship shippees wherever shipping is deemed necessary. This is one of those threads.

*Then saves Gonff and Middle-Earth, and renders them invincible.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#154
July 02, 2016, 06:34:15 AM
*Delthion doesn't exist so nothing happens*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

#155
July 02, 2016, 03:18:06 PM
*Del actually does exist, but in great agony for his words* Mwahahahahahaha!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#156
July 02, 2016, 06:26:35 PM
*Is actually not in agony, and does exist. So puts Eul and Ashe in a shop, in each other's arms.*  ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#157
July 02, 2016, 07:50:46 PM
*Puts Del in a blender*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#158
July 02, 2016, 09:52:25 PM
*Blows up blender with supernova, then buckles Eul to a comet heading for a star.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#159
July 03, 2016, 01:57:48 AM
*Cuts Delthion into two with chainaxe*

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#160
July 03, 2016, 04:12:45 AM
*Reforms, sends Ashe flying into the arms of his true love; Eul.* ;D ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Wylder Treejumper

#161
July 03, 2016, 04:15:03 AM
Wylder has joined the battle!

Er, what's going on?

*Smashes Delthion with the Nuclear Club of Nuclearness*
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Delthion

#162
July 03, 2016, 04:17:32 AM
*Dodges awesomely. Hurls a black-hole, and then a star at Wylder*

You shall never defeat me!!! ;D ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Wylder Treejumper

#163
July 03, 2016, 04:21:10 AM Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 04:32:33 AM by Wylder Treejumper
*Jumps through the black whole and appears behind Del as Meta-Wylder*

*Awesome voice* That's what you think, fool! *End awesome voice*

*Meta-Wylder blasts Delthion with his eye Meta-Laser*
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Lady Ashenwyte

#164
July 03, 2016, 05:00:05 AM
Would you like an alliance, Meta-Wylder?

*Eviscerates Delthion with two lightning claws*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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