UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Delthion]

Meh. *Drains Groddil and his Platypus of 100% of each of their HPs.*

[Groddil]

* The platypus had a shmocus sash (totally not a pokemon item or anything), so it only lost 99% of its HP.

* The platypus eats a nearby scone, mutating it. It grows even bigger (now the size of a minivan), and its HP has been reset to 50%.

[Delthion]

*Shrugs, hurls Platypus into black hole.*

[Groddil]

* The Platypus has Ability: Unstable

* The Platypus absorbs the black hole.

* The Platypus grows to the size of a semitrailer, and its HP is set to 300%

* The Platypus sucks Delthion into its mouth, which is now a black hole.

[Delthion]

*Eats Platypus.* When all else fails!

[Rosie Willowwater]

*High-fives Del but it misses and hits him in the face*

[Delthion]

*Is smacked in the face, then pulverizes Rosie.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Noooooooooo! *turns into a lot of smashed pieces*

[Delthion]

*Grins.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Freddy the Froad tackles Del*

[Hickory]

NOT FREDDY THE FROAD

EVERYONE RUN

[Rosie Willowwater]

*smashed pieces slither across the floor*

[Russa Nodrey]

NOT FREDDY THE FROAD

EVERYONE RUN

*Freddy quietly eats a fly*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Smashed pieces attract millions of flies*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Freddy feasts on the flies hovering over the smashed pieces* *Russa watches with interest*