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UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

Started by Hickory, June 15, 2016, 05:04:14 AM

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Gonff the Mousethief

#30
June 15, 2016, 04:55:32 PM
*Shouts from within Hobbit Hole*

I just painted that door!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


LT Sandpaw

#31
June 15, 2016, 04:56:18 PM
 Matrix-style! Touché.

*Fires the last bullet at Eul then whips out a bullwhip and a Bowie knife.*

Gladly senorita. *Charges*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#32
June 15, 2016, 05:28:40 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on June 15, 2016, 03:45:42 PM
Actually Matpat of Game Theory proved the Halo energy sword is better than the lightsaber.
Yeah, watched that recently...

*battle arena gets blown up by the Death Star*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Eulaliaaa!

#33
June 15, 2016, 05:32:29 PM
*hits Sand with gravity hammer and watches Sand go flying backwards* ahhhh... the OP gravity hammer....  ;D
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw

#34
June 15, 2016, 05:42:35 PM

*Swings the whip, defies several laws of physics, wraps the whip around the gravity hammer's haft, uses the momentum to rip the hammer from Eul's hand, lands gracefully, hurls the bowie knife at Sagetip, catches the hammer, and grins like a boss.*

Haha, now I have the gravity hammer. What'cha gonna do now?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Eulaliaaa!

#35
June 15, 2016, 05:49:52 PM
*Simply puts on vibranium suit that looks just like Black Panther's* To quote him once again... I don't care.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw

#36
June 15, 2016, 05:57:01 PM

*Puts on a ring that gives me Magneto's powers*

Hm... A vibranium suit huh? Isn't that metal?

*Crushes the suit with Eul still inside into a tiny metallic ball.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#37
June 15, 2016, 06:09:47 PM
*Iron Man arrives* *uses beam to burn through Sand's heart*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

#38
June 15, 2016, 07:00:58 PM
*Maedhros arrives.* What could possibly be going on here?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#39
June 15, 2016, 07:38:11 PM
*a vibranium ball rolls up to Maedhros* Chaos! *the vibranium ball bounces after Sand, intending to crush him*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#40
June 15, 2016, 08:04:58 PM
*Cleaves the ball in two.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw

#41
June 15, 2016, 08:05:14 PM
 Aaaaaah!

*Sandpaw falls over and rips off a ruin chest protector.*

Ha, Ironman you fool, I have the powers of Magneto!

*Throws Ironman around for a bit, then tears his suit to pieces.* Sees the Vibranium ball coming. Picks it up using metal powers and sends it hurtling towards PoM.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#42
June 15, 2016, 08:07:32 PM
I was wearing special nanotube armor that itsn't metal.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

#43
June 15, 2016, 08:13:16 PM

Oh... The whole thing isn't metal, no wires, or anything... That doesn't sound very, Bullet Resistant!

*Fires Colt .45 at Sagetip.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#44
June 15, 2016, 08:17:28 PM
Carbon nanotubes, buddy.  *bullet bounces off*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
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