UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Delthion]

*Eats Freddy the Froad.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Cardboard isn't very nutritious. *Feeds Freddy a doughnut*

[Rosie Willowwater]

The thread that started Gonsie. Oh the memories.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Und zen ze Zillo Beazt appeared...

[Rosie Willowwater]

*is suddenly in a princess outfit*

Oh no! Some brave knight please save me!

*dramatically faints*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*ties Rosie to a stake* *lights a torch*

Mwahaha... and I, the terrible evil villain, shall carry out this completely unnecessary execution. Because I am the villain. And I'm evil. Mwahaha. I shall light this fair maiden on fire and walk away, assuming she is dead and leaving her in an inescapable situation.

*sets fire to the hay beneath Rosie*

Oh whoever would dare save her? No one, I'm guessing.

*walks away*

VICTORY! Now to continue with my confusing and overcomplicated evil plan, where is a hero to explain it to before they die when you need one?

[Rosie Willowwater]

*barely struggles and then gives up*

My prince must come save me because of course I'm weak and can't do anything to save myself!

*prettily cries*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*In a random burzt o' improbability an auld magic zpell cazt during ze Medieval Agez finally comez tae ztart, cauzin' ze Zillo Beazt tae be zuddenly garbed in a knight ootfit; ze Zillo Beazt Knight rezcuez Rosie*

[The Skarzs]

Well, I was gonna help you, but if you're so set on having a prince help you, I guess I'll let you wait for the Willow beat monsterknight to.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*In a random burzt o' improbability an auld magic zpell cazt during ze Medieval Agez finally comez tae ztart, cauzin' ze Zillo Beazt tae be zuddenly garbed in a knight ootfit; ze Zillo Beazt Knight rezcuez Rosie*

Oh, thank you brave knight! I shall now wed you because of course saving my life is worth that! *giggles*

[Eulaliaaa!]

CURSES! MY EVIL PLANS ARE RUINED!

*runs back to my Evil Plotting Tower of Doom to plot some more and laugh maniacally during thunderstorms*

[Luftwaffles]

I'm just gonna watch Eul descend further into madness *grabs popcorn and enjoys the spectacle*.

[Groddil]

Rosie!

* Groddil tosses a corpse at Rosie's feet.

USE YOUR NECROMANCY TO RESURRECT THIS CORPSE! HE WILL SAVE YOU!

[The Skarzs]

._.
Should we have left her on the fire spit if she's a witch, then?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*In a random burzt o' improbability an auld magic zpell cazt during ze Medieval Agez finally comez tae ztart, cauzin' ze Zillo Beazt tae be zuddenly garbed in a knight ootfit; ze Zillo Beazt Knight rezcuez Rosie*

Oh, thank you brave knight! I shall now wed you because of course saving my life is worth that! *giggles*

Fer Ze Zillo Beazt (Vizoot Ze Knight Zuit)

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