UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Rosie!

* Groddil tosses a corpse at Rosie's feet.

USE YOUR NECROMANCY TO RESURRECT THIS CORPSE! HE WILL SAVE YOU!

*Wrinkles nose* Eww! I hate corpses!

*In a random burzt o' improbability an auld magic zpell cazt during ze Medieval Agez finally comez tae ztart, cauzin' ze Zillo Beazt tae be zuddenly garbed in a knight ootfit; ze Zillo Beazt Knight rezcuez Rosie*

Oh, thank you brave knight! I shall now wed you because of course saving my life is worth that! *giggles*

Fer Ze Zillo Beazt (Vizoot Ze Knight Zuit)

[close]

You are so adorable! *Pinches cheek*

[Groddil]

What do you mean you hate corpses? You used necromancy to raise this topic from the dead!

You used necromancy to raise the star trek threat!

HEIL ROSIE WILLOWWATER, QUEEN OF WORMS AND LORD OF NECROMANCERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

* Groddil raises the corpse.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Runs away in fear*

[Groddil]

* Raised Corpses block the way.

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM YOUR DESTINY, M'LORD! THE DEAD ARE YOURS TO COMMAND! EMBRACE YOUR POWER!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Zillo Beazt knight eatz ze corpzez und zen eat Groddil fer good meazure*

[Groddil]

* Groddil is protected by an Anti-PP shield.

* Corpses tear aside the Zillo Beast from the inside.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Except Missie iz zome'ov in zere avready und-

[Eulaliaaa!]

YEEEESSSS! MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!

*laughs maniacally during thunderstorms*

Now all I have to do is set the rest of this overcomplicated plan into action, and explain it to the hero before I kill them! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*disguises self as a little old lady and hobbled up to Rosie*

Would you like a pear, my dearie?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh, yes! Thank you ominous old lady! *grabs pear and takes a bite*

Oh no! *faints*

[Feles]

wot

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Und zen ze Zillo Beazt reachez dovn und eatz ze "auld lady"*

[Feles]

And thus the dark years of Queen Eulalia were ended.

[Groddil]

And thus the dark years of Eulalia were ended.

Fixed that for you.

[Feles]

And thus the dark years of self-proclaimed Queen Eulalia were ended.

Altered that for you.

[Groddil]

And thus the dark years of self-proclaimed Queen (Even though she never actually achieved that title) Eulalia were ended.

Altered that for you.

Made that a little better for you.