UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...Und zen ze monzterz came......

[Eulaliaaa!]

EVIL PLANS RUINED AGAIN! CURSE YOU, HEROES!

*cuts self out of ze Zillo Beazt*

And now, I shall once more return to my.... can you guess?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vardrobe?

[Feles]

Cardboard box with a drawing of a tower on it?

[The Skarzs]

And thus the dark years Queen Eulalia were ended.

Altered that for you.

Made that a little better for you.

Originals are always best.

[Groddil]

And thus the dark years Queen Eulalia were ended.

Altered that for you.

Made that a little better for you.

Originals are always best.

Shut up, stupid potato man.

EVIL PLANS RUINED AGAIN! CURSE YOU, HEROES!

*cuts self out of ze Zillo Beazt*

And now, I shall once more return to my.... can you guess?

Oh I know! You're returning to reality, where you're not a Queen!

[Eulaliaaa!]

WRONG! My Evil Plotting Tower of Doom.

*hides away in my Evil Plotting Tower of Doom and plots some more*

[Feles]

So I was right.

[Groddil]

* Groddil sets fire to the tower, which Eulalia had to build out of paper mache due to her not owning any queenly wealth.

[Eulaliaaa!]

*watches as my decoy tower goes up in flames while I stand safely in my own stone tower that's surrounded by constant and convenient thunderstorms and is invisible to all but me*

MWAHAHAHAHA! They've found one of the decoys! My evil plans are working!

[Feles]

I am hero, commence monologue.

[Groddil]

Well then. Invisible to all but you, and yet somehow made out of stone despite the fact that as a non-royal, you cannot afford stone?

YOUR TOWER IS IMAGINARY!

* Groddil throws twenty-thousand needles at Eul.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*stands to the side, watching*

[Eulaliaaa!]

CURSES! The hero started the monologue!

[Groddil]

Thanks for not dodging the needles, Eul.

* Twenty-Thousand Needles stick into Eul's flesh.