UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*teleports out of vibranium ball* *picks up energy sword* *hacks Sandpaw into a million pieces*

[NileJoy]

*Jesus joins the fight*
*Resurrect Sandpaw*

[LT Sandpaw]

Uh, thanks...

*Ignites lightsaber and stabs Eul*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*stabs Sand in the face with an energy sword* You cannot defeat me!

[Hickory]

*throws Plasma grenade at Eul* A light to guide you!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*eats plasma grenade* *stares at Sage* *nothing happens*

[James Gryphon]

How is this "universe-ending"? You haven't even gotten past handheld weapons yet.

* James Gryphon throws a galaxy at the system where the combatants are

[Hickory]

Actually, I used the Death Star earlier...

[NileJoy]

*Jesus sends back the galaxy to James Gryphon saving the day*

[Eulaliaaa!]

You wanna go past handheld weapons? You wanna go past handheld weapons?! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!!!

*gets in a tank and starts shooting at everybody* How's that for past handheld weapons? Huh? Huh?! Ahahaha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[NileJoy]

*Jesus turns the projectile into wine and drinks it*

[Hickory]

*the wine is poisoned*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Shoots at Sage*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Jumps into a M-VI Merkava tank*

Haha feel the wrath of the Israeli armor!

*Blasts Eul's tank with an armor piercing round. Then uses the machine gun to pepper Sagetip.*

[James Gryphon]

After drinking the poison, Jesüs Fernardo Hernandez (the full name of the character mentioned above), who was the 46-year-old son of immigrant bricklayers from Mexico, died a slow, miserable death.

Meanwhile, all of the black holes in the universe fuse into one, supermassive black hole, threatening to destroy everything in the galactic universe!!!