UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[LT Sandpaw]

But if you destroy everything there will be nothing left to rule?

[NileJoy]

*Jesus dies and rises from the dead swearing to himself that he will never drink alcohol again*

[Hickory]

*hyperdrives away*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Devours Sandpaw*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Chainsaws my way out*

[Hickory]

Touche.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Casts Plague of Rust on Sandpaw* *Sandpaw becomes rust* *Decapitates Sagetip with chainaxe*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*takes Sage's decapitated body and beats Ashe with it*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Crumbles into dust and reforms into a metallic being.*

Muhahahahahaha!

*Reforms metal arm into an axe and cleaves Ashen in two.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Regenerates* *Throws Eul at Sandpaw*

[Delthion]

*Sends all of the suns of the galaxy into supernovae in front of Eul.*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Sips tea and watches from the Hobbit Hole window*

Anyone Fancy a cup? There isn't any alcohol in it Jesus, I promise.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Gets launched through hobbit hole from the force of the supernova.*

*Jumps back out and blasts a death ray of death towards Del*

[Delthion]

*VY Canis Majoris explodes, the resulting shock-wave blasts the ray of death back towards LT.*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Initializes planet wide shield which absorbs the explosion's energy.*

*Targets ten tactical super missiles on Del's position*