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UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

Started by Hickory, June 15, 2016, 05:04:14 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

#90
June 19, 2016, 03:48:44 AM
*Shoves a potato into Sandpaw's mouth*

Yes, he can eat his dinner!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gonff the Mousethief

#91
June 19, 2016, 03:49:59 AM
*Looks down and sees the chopped potatoes he was cutting and throws them away*

Well not the dinner I am making him!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Lady Ashenwyte

#92
June 19, 2016, 03:53:03 AM
*Shoves a healthy Hobbit meal into Sandpaw's mouth*

But now he can eat the dinner you're making him!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gonff the Mousethief

#93
June 19, 2016, 04:19:07 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on June 19, 2016, 03:53:03 AM
*Shoves a healthy Hobbit meal into Sandpaw's mouth*

But now he can eat the dinner you're making him!

Who said it was going to be a "Healthy" Hobbit Dinner?
*Hears the sizzling of bacon fat being poured onto a skillet with Cheese Fries*

I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Lady Ashenwyte

#94
June 19, 2016, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on June 19, 2016, 04:19:07 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on June 19, 2016, 03:53:03 AM
*Shoves a healthy Hobbit meal into Sandpaw's mouth*

But now he can eat the dinner you're making him!

Who said it was going to be a "Healthy" Hobbit Dinner?
*Hears the sizzling of bacon fat being poured onto a skillet with Cheese Fries*

*Throws Sandpaw's head at Gonff*

I did!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gonff the Mousethief

#95
June 19, 2016, 05:08:43 AM
*Attaches head back to body*

Like I said before: No Dinner for you!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Lady Ashenwyte

#96
June 19, 2016, 05:17:43 AM
*Burns the body*

My dinner is the souls of those who cross me!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

#97
June 19, 2016, 05:21:33 AM
Oh dear, that's all you ever eat? I must warn you, that is a very unbalanced meal and is quite unhealthy. Please reconsider your choice of meals.

*takes Ashe's dinner away*

Here, I recommend kale.

*shoves a handful of kale down Ashe's throat*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Hickory

#98
June 19, 2016, 05:22:54 AM
*poisoned kale
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Eulaliaaa!

#99
June 19, 2016, 05:23:38 AM
;-;
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lady Ashenwyte

#100
June 19, 2016, 05:25:49 AM
*Spits kale out*

I only said it was dinner. Lunch is a nice salad served in a skull.

*Decapitates Eul*

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gonff the Mousethief

#101
June 19, 2016, 06:30:26 AM
*Throws down Laddle*

Now how is she going to eat Dinner Ash! Think about your choices! Oh, and that Salad Skull sounds nice. Please send me the recipe.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Delthion

#102
June 19, 2016, 03:25:49 PM
*Spawns black hole in Ash's chest. He implodes.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#103
June 19, 2016, 04:04:20 PM
*Is decapitated* *Puts head back on* *Beats Ashe with a potato*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Delthion

#104
June 19, 2016, 05:49:51 PM
Umm...Eul, Ash no longer exists, he was consumed by a black hole.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.
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