When I am the only one on and when none of y'all be postin'

[The Skarzs]

Gone all day again. Will be again tomorrow.

[Lord Daskar]

Guys, it's not even midnight and I'm the only on. Guess I'm leaving a bit early then!

Nine minutes to midnight is close enough, I was asleep.

[Hickory]

I think I see a tumbleweed.

[James Gryphon]

Severe lull here the last few days.

[Eulaliaaa!]

I know 

What to do... what to do.... hmm, maybe I could create another thread for my army to bring Cellars chaos....

Hmmmmmm, maybe I could.... maybe......................... I got nothing.

[James Gryphon]

That's inspiring.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Truly it is.

You could pull a prank on the forum. Everyone would panic, find out it's just a prank, then realize just how much they would miss the forum, drawing them closer than ever. Our activity might just improve  Terrify them. Rip their joy out and crush it. Make them scared of losing this forum. Do it, James. Embrace the dark side - I mean.... do it for the community! Bring happiness and joy!

[James Gryphon]

There's an idea.

[Eulaliaaa!]

You could make it so that no one can log out of their account or open any other windows. I'm sure there's a way.

[James Gryphon]

I don't know about that. But I do have other options.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Terrifying.

[James Gryphon]

Want a demo?

[Eulaliaaa!]

Sure.

[James Gryphon]

Done. Let me know how you like it. (I haven't tested it myself, so you're the first person to see this in action here.)

(Update: Gave it to Tester to see how it works. It's fun.)

[Eulaliaaa!]

Oh.... Oh no