When I am the only one on and when none of y'all be postin'

[Rosie Willowwater]

For some reason I can't imagine Gonff giggling

[Groddil]

It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.

* Groddil throws an echidna at Gonff.

EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

For some reason I can't imagine Gonff giggling

Neither can I... 

It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.

* Groddil throws an echidna at Gonff.

EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.

Oh, I know proper grammar. Thank you for the lesson though. Oh, and take back your hedgehog knock-off. *Throws it back at Groddil*

[Groddil]

Echidnas are nothing like hedgehogs. They're far more amazing.

* Groddil pats the echidna.

Why? Because they're one of the few Aussie animals that won't kill you. Probably.

* The Echidna raises its spikes.

Oop, he's agitated, guys. Better get rid of him.

* Groddil throws the echidna at Gonff.

[Hickory]

It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.

* Groddil throws an echidna at Gonff.

EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.

Why does my state of health matter?

[Groddil]

It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.

* Groddil throws an echidna at Gonff.

EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.

Why does my state of health matter?

Lurking and being offline is dangerous for your health. You will get PP-ed, and you can do nothing to stop it.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh, I know proper grammar. Thank you for the lesson though. Oh, and take back your hedgehog knock-off. *Throws it back at Groddil*

I thought you were talking about me

[Groddil]

* Groddil dozes softly on top of a large icicle.

"Wha-who-Ashleg. Snnnoooorrrrkkkk...in-In-IN...ACTIVITY!"

* Groddil is impaled.

* Groddil gets quite annoyed by the fact he is impaled.

[The Skarzs]

I am posting.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Hi posting I'm Gonff.

[Delthion]

Greetings puny mortals! I am Lunar Stellaris!

[Hickory]

Hi posting I'm Gonff.

Dad, I told you to stay off the forums.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Hi posting I'm Gonff.

Dad, I told you to stay off the forums.

Son, I am going to be on here whether you like it or not! Ever since I heard that Beavers are now Death-Defying, I ain't leaving you here alone. Those fools have ruined way too many of my bird houses. Now my shotgun won't be enough.

[Hickory]

Don't you mean the squirrels dad?

Have you been into the mystery meat again?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Slams fist on table*

No son, I KNOW it was those Beavers. Look at those toothmarks boy, look at 'em!

*Throws nibbled bird house at Sage*

Now, I don't know what its that SPAM can, but it tastes mighty fine.