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Big "Troll" Ant'ony Galletto's Mansion

Started by The Skarzs, June 18, 2016, 06:07:05 PM

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The Skarzs

Quote from: Kitsune on September 06, 2016, 01:56:25 PM
The catch is you'd have to supply me with weapons whenever I need them, and a small fee. Don't worry, I don't need an arsenal. Just enough for one, with refills of course.
Sounds like a fine deal t' me.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Kitsune

Quote from: Skarzs on September 07, 2016, 06:13:58 AM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 06, 2016, 01:56:25 PM
The catch is you'd have to supply me with weapons whenever I need them, and a small fee. Don't worry, I don't need an arsenal. Just enough for one, with refills of course.
Sounds like a fine deal t' me.
Deal!

* Kitsune extends a paw to Skarzs.

Hickory

#242
* Sagetip pops in.

'Ey boss, there's a delivery fer you.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

*Shakes the paw with a gloved hand.*
I'm gonna have to knock ya out so I c'n take ya out of here, though. I'm the only one who knows where dis is.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Kitsune

* Kitsune walks over and puts the plans on the desk.

Let me know if you need any help with the... *raises an eyebrow* ...operation. And thanks for the offer, but I'm sure that won't be necessary.

* Kitsune throws a smoke ball down and disappears.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Rosie Willowwater

I see this place has finally been put in it's rightful place - The dumps.
                    

The Skarzs

No, I've just been doin' work behind th' scenes.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

The Skarzs

You're dead, punk. This is the Galletto Mansion!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

* 4 Rival Gangs (Yes, not gangsters, gangs) surround the mansion.

"Ey, Galleto, da Purple Heartbreakers ah here ta collect. We wan' our money, yew punk!"

"Ey, Potato Man, da Oirishwomen ah here ta collect. We wan' your face on a silva platta, yew punk!"

"Ey, Buddy, da Lil' Friends ah here ta collect. We wan' our tommy guns back, yew punk!"

"Ey, Buddy, da Sneaks ah here ta collect. We wanna see yew burn, yew punk!"

The Skarzs

You think you're going to intimidate Big Anthony?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

"Yeah, we do "Big Ant'ony." Whyd' they call ya that, uh? 'Cause ya fat? Is 'at why? Purple 'Eartbreakers, kill 'im!"

"Oirishwomen, shoot 'is mansion ta bits!"

"Lil' Friends, use ya backups!"

"Sneaks, infiltrate 'is mansion through the damage the udda gangs cause!"

* Tommy Gun fire and molotovs rain down on the mansion. Windows are broken and fires start as the three gangs mercilessly attack the woodwork and slaughter the gansters in the front room.

*The Sneaks clamber through the bullet holes in the mansion and spread out inside, switchblades at the ready.*

The Skarzs

*Squishes gang members left and right.* You think you c'n destroy my mansion, do ya? Fine! See whad I care. You might think you've won, but my family's too strong to be broke!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

#254
"Hahaha! We don't care how strong you are, us Oirishwomen eat potatos for breakfast! And lunch. And dinner."

"Yeah, the Oirishwoman's right, Ant'ony. Us Purple 'Eartbreakers'll slaughter ya. After we takes ya stuff, o' course."

* The Purple Heartbreakers break into Ant'ony's garage and steal his cars.

"'Ey, Ant'ony. Say hello to us.

* The Lil' Friends shoot Ant'ony's butler.

*Several Sneaks stab Ant'ony in the ankles with their switchblades.*