Pirates vs. Ninjas

[lass of something much]

*whinces*
...I think I messed up...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, big time. You're supposed to respect your elders.

[Sebias of Redwall]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

[Matthias720]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*eyes widen* Ouch. *backs away, hoping not to be noticed*

[lass of something much]

*poofs away*

[Captain Wortshire]

[Sebias of Redwall]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

[Matthias720]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

Yes. YOU!

[shisteer of nothing much]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

Yes. YOU!

*clears throat* Excuse me, sir. What did Seb do to deserve such retribution? It is unjust to beat him so.

[Matthias720]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

Yes. YOU!

*clears throat* Excuse me, sir. What did Seb do to deserve such retribution? It is unjust to beat him so.

I'm in the peak of health and yet he insists on treating me like an elderly invalid. And before he tries it, any attempt to give me dentures will come back to bite him.

[lass of something much]

Matthias720
Honored Elder
Abbey Gatekeeper

*cough cough*

[shisteer of nothing much]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

Yes. YOU!

*clears throat* Excuse me, sir. What did Seb do to deserve such retribution? It is unjust to beat him so.

I'm in the peak of health and yet he insists on treating me like an elderly invalid. And before he tries it, any attempt to give me dentures will come back to bite him.

Fair enough then! Can I beat him too?

[Matthias720]

"Well I never!"

*stalks out of the Cellars, heading back the fireplace in Cavern Hole*

Wow, dude! *Runs after Mathias* Not so fast, you'll hurt yourself! *Hands @Matthias720 a walking cane*

"Why thank you, sonny. You're so thoughtful."

*beats Sebias over the head with the cane*

Oi! Oof! Careful there! You might damage something! Ouch!

Yes. YOU!

*clears throat* Excuse me, sir. What did Seb do to deserve such retribution? It is unjust to beat him so.

I'm in the peak of health and yet he insists on treating me like an elderly invalid. And before he tries it, any attempt to give me dentures will come back to bite him.

Fair enough then! Can I beat him too?

Only if you do for calling me old.

Matthias720
Honored Elder
Abbey Gatekeeper

*cough cough*

Elder as in respected leader, not ancient bag of bones! Sheesh!

[Booklover]

And, despite the misspelling, he should be honoured.