Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Matthias720]

The classic question of forums everywhere.

BTW: I voted for ninjas.

[James Gryphon]

I've liked pirates for some time... and I think ninjas are overrated, personally.

[Coobreedan]

Ninjas are sooooo epic. I got that picture from my favourite LEGO theme, Ninjago!

[DanielofRedwall]

Ninjas, of course! Has anybody played the game Ninja Tag? It's heaps fun! But if was really Ninja Tag people would be going for people at the other side of the room!

[Coobreedan]

[Folgrimeo]

Pirates. They look cooler, have great gravelly voices, and they sing better as evidenced by a couple songs by Captain Skurvy in the "Donkey Kong Country" cartoon ("Pirate's Scorn" and "Booty Boogie"). Yeah the DKC cartoon's painful for me to look at, but Skurvy made it worthwhile. In the realm of pirate songs I also like "Professional Pirates" from the Muppets Treasure Island movie. It has Tim Curry as lead singer. And of course no discussion of pirates is complete without mentioning Captain Jack Sparrow from the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. You can't help but pay attention to him.

So I prefer pirates because they have more personality.

[Redwall Musician]

Pirates win! There are pirate vermin (aka sea vermin) in Redwall, therefore pirates win. Redwall makes every thing win.

[rakkety tam]

pirates i vote pirates cause i am a samurai geek and ninjas are the arch enemy to samurai

[Nightfire]

I voted Ninjas, just because I love stealth and shadows. Sneaking around scaring my siblings is fun, whereas it's kinda hard to scare people if you're a four-foot-tall pirate with a wooden sword.

[Coobreedan]

VS

[Icefire]

Pirates

[Tiria Wildlough]

Ninjas! They're totally epic. My signature picture is a ninja.
GO NINJAS!!!!

[Coobreedan]

Captain Epicbeard was aboard the most epic ship in all history: The 8th Wonder.  Most people avoided him by miles.
But Ninjas are not most people.
A huge group of shadowy figures leapt on to The 8th Wonder, hurling Kunais and Shurikens in all directions. Yet Captain Epicbeard's crew were just as terrifying as he was and they proved this by charging through the storm of ninja stars, holding their swords up high.
Of course, this left their chests unprotected, and so each ninja pulled out a shining katana and pierced it through the beastly crew members' chests. Captain Epicbeard watched as each of his loyal pirates were easily killed. That was when he realized that these ninjas were no ordinary people. In fact, he wasn't if sure if they actually were people.
He didn't care what they were though. He unsheathed his legendary sword Ninjadeath, the most terrifying most powerful sword ever known. It even made the ninjas slightly shudder. It was made of the metal from ninjas' Shurikens that he had stolen in the past, and was shaped so it was the sharpest blade in creation. The hilt had a sparkling emerald with a golden outline.
He stood and waited for the ninjas to attack.
After a long silence, each ninja hurled a Shuriken or Kunai, but all were reflected of into the sea by Ninjadeath so each ninja ran wielding their katanas.
The collision was epic. Katanas clashed onto Ninjadeath. Several Ninjas were killed. But then Epicbeard froze.
He had just been killed by a ninja from behind.

NINJAS WIN!

[rakkety tam]

Captain Epicbeard was aboard the most epic ship in all history: The 8th Wonder.  Most people avoided him by miles.
But Ninjas are not most people.
A huge group of shadowy figures leapt on to The 8th Wonder, hurling Kunais and Shurikens in all directions. Yet Captain Epicbeard's crew were just as terrifying as he was and they proved this by charging through the storm of ninja stars, holding their swords up high.
Of course, this left their chests unprotected, and so each ninja pulled out a shining katana and pierced it through the beastly crew members' chests. Captain Epicbeard watched as each of his loyal pirates were easily killed. That was when he realized that these ninjas were no ordinary people. In fact, he wasn't if sure if they actually were people.
He didn't care what they were though. He unsheathed his legendary sword Ninjadeath, the most terrifying most powerful sword ever known. It even made the ninjas slightly shudder. It was made of the metal from ninjas' Shurikens that he had stolen in the past, and was shaped so it was the sharpest blade in creation. The hilt had a sparkling emerald with a golden outline.
He stood and waited for the ninjas to attack.
After a long silence, each ninja hurled a Shuriken or Kunai, but all were reflected of into the sea by Ninjadeath so each ninja ran wielding their katanas.
The collision was epic. Katanas clashed onto Ninjadeath. Several Ninjas were killed. But then Epicbeard froze.
He had just been killed by a ninja from behind.

NINJAS WIN!

ninjas dont use katanas they use a shorter sword i forget what its called though

[Nightfire]

I think the Samurai use katanas, right?