Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Matthias720]

Ninjas are behind you, but you can't see them.

That's why ninjas are the best.

[James Gryphon]

As y'all have all but admitted, the only thing that ninjas do is strike when people's defenses are down, and/or stab them in the back.

I don't know about you, but from where I come from, if a normal person did that, he wouldn't be applauded as a hero, he'd be called out for what he is -- a craven sneak!

That is why pirates will forever reign supreme over ninjas.

[Tiria Wildlough]

No, ninjas are cool. And remember, ninjas were then, not now.
NINJAS RULE!!

[Matthias720]

Silent death machine > Drunken thieves

[DanielofRedwall]

^

Yup, 'tis true.
And another one of these:

[James Gryphon]

And remember, ninjas were then, not now.
NINJAS RULE!!

If they were so great why are they gone now?

Pirates still exist today -- I admit they're not cool like they used to be, but they're still here, so obviously pirates > ninjas in longevity.

Also, just look at Redwall itself and we can see that pirates trump ninjas.

For pirates, we have great villains like Cluny the Scourge (who was an ex-corsair), Gabool the Wild, Rasconza, Tramun Clogg, and for that matter, Plugg Firetail.

For ninjas, we have Mokkan and Zwilt the Shade. Oh, and I guess technically the Wraith, who got accidentally killed by an otter rockcream, counts too.

I rest my case.

[Coobreedan]

And remember, ninjas were then, not now.
NINJAS RULE!!

If they were so great why are they gone now?

Not all. Me and my friends have made paper ninja weapons, and ninja masks made from T-shirts. Unfortunately a group of samurai came to. Luckily they are all six year old girls.  So we spend our time battling them.

[Plugg Firetail]

For pirates, we have great villains like Cluny the Scourge (who was an ex-corsair), Gabool the Wild, Rasconza, Tramun Clogg, and for that matter, Plugg Firetail.

I'm a pirate? Awesome!!!

Oh wait, your talking about the character...

[Nightfire]

We're talking about you too. 

[Plugg Firetail]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

And remember, ninjas were then, not now.
NINJAS RULE!!

If they were so great why are they gone now?

Pirates still exist today -- I admit they're not cool like they used to be, but they're still here, so obviously pirates > ninjas in longevity.

Also, just look at Redwall itself and we can see that pirates trump ninjas.

For pirates, we have great villains like Cluny the Scourge (who was an ex-corsair), Gabool the Wild, Rasconza, Tramun Clogg, and for that matter, Plugg Firetail.

For ninjas, we have Mokkan and Zwilt the Shade. Oh, and I guess technically the Wraith, who got accidentally killed by an otter rockcream, counts too.

I rest my case.

Sigh...why must there be such an experienced voice of reason on the other side?
And what stops Mokkan and Zwilt the Shade from being great villains? I happen to quite like Mokkan.
NINJAS WILL TRIUMPH!!!

[Matthias720]

Ninjas exists in this day and age; we just can't see them!

[Coobreedan]

EXACTLY.

[Plugg Firetail]

Bah, ninjas are overated.

[Nightfire]

Ninjas.