Committee to Appoint Cap'n Clogg King of the Cellars

[The Skarzs]

Because Clogg wasn't running against him, duh.
And because the legitimacy of Soren's victory was never in doubt

I lost to him. Oh well.




Sweet sweet sweet Cloggo.

[Lord Daskar]

Skarzs can be Head Blacksmith.

[Groddil]

Hang on hang on hang on. It doesn't work like this, mate. Just because, in a tie, the real person wins, doesn't mean everyone who voted for clogg gets to go "nope, that doesn't matter." Shouldn't you be congratulating Ash instead of basically having a tantrum?

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Yeah I mean, Ashleg mightve only just barely won, but he's a real person. It was fun while it lasted, and dear Cloggo almost made it, but just let Ashleg have this victory.

[Wylder Treejumper]

I already said, I don't care if Ash is President! I just want to appoint Clogg as the figurehead, the representative of the Cellars from the official Redwall Universe.

[The Skarzs]

Hang on hang on hang on. It doesn't work like this, mate. Just because, in a tie, the real person wins, doesn't mean everyone who voted for clogg gets to go "nope, that doesn't matter." Shouldn't you be congratulating Ash instead of basically having a tantrum?

It's the Cellars, mate.

[Groddil]

Okay, then. Forget the election. I guess anything happens if anyone says it does. I'm president now, because this is how it clearly works.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Yeah, because the Cellars President has real power and is totally official...

[Jetthebinturong]

Okay, then. Forget the election. I guess anything happens if anyone says it does. I'm president now, because this is how it clearly works.

You do realise the election was utterly meaningless and was started as a way for people to sharpen their persuasion skills?

That makes the last election even more pointless, because the "candidates" did literally nothing.

[Ashleg]

[James Gryphon]

I'm not sure why people seem to get surprised whenever things in the Cellars are random, spammy or pointless.

[Ashleg]

I think it's mainly with things like this because they're able to be taken in two different ways due to it being online text you're reading than someone's actual voice. It's sometimes hard to tell when someone's trying to be funny verses when they're actually serious about something, and I'm betting this probably is for the "LOL'Z" but I'm still not sure.

I personally have a hard time detecting sarcasm and likewise without winky faces or something like that to hint that it's all in good fun, and I think that may be what happened here.

Anyway...yeah...
I don't know what I'm doing writing this. 'Bet I sound silly.

* Ashleg shrugs and slinks away.

[Lord Daskar]

Hang on hang on hang on. It doesn't work like this, mate. Just because, in a tie, the real person wins, doesn't mean everyone who voted for clogg gets to go "nope, that doesn't matter." Shouldn't you be congratulating Ash instead of basically having a tantrum?

It's the Cellars, mate.

I agree with Skarzs, plus I did congratulate Ashleg, he got tennis balls. Now join Sweet Cloggo!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Aye! All hail King Cloggo the First! Monarch by right and irreason of the Cellars!

[Lord Daskar]

Sweet Cloggo forevermore!