FREE ICE CREAM!

[Lord Daskar]

Free!

[Hickory]

Pointless.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Pointless.

[The Skarzs]

HOW DARE YOU ROSIE!

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar slaps Rosie.

What's wrong with her, Skarzs?

[Rosie Willowwater]

GRIDJJDSJFNNBEZERKDKDDKKSKDJFJSDKLFDNFSNNFSJDFJFNSDJ!!!!! *Powers Down*

[The Skarzs]

If we stop quoting there won't be any more free oice kreem!

[Lord Daskar]

We must fix Rosie first. Have no fear! Last year I was trained in CPR and first aid for three hours by a professional nurse. Clearly Rosie has a cancerous growth on her brain. Stand guard Skarzs.

* Lord Daskar pulls out a sledge hammer.

With this I will knock her out and make a large enough hole in her skull to stick the knife through.

* Lord Daskar pulls out a rusty knife.

My trusty blade!

* Lord Daskar hits Rosie's head with hammer.

[The Skarzs]

Something makes me seriously doubt you are even marginally qualified for this job, but okay!

[Lord Daskar]

I have a certification card which was issued on 10/14/15 and is recommended to be renewed on 10/14/17. Since this is the first aid she gets I'm, totally qualified.

* Lord Daskar shows Skarzs the card.

* Lord Daskar looks at Rosie's head.

That's odd, there's no hole.
Skarzs, I perceive by your signature that you made a cold chisel, be a dear and fetch it for me.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Wakes Up* All better now

[Lord Daskar]

Your skull is cracked and the skin, veins, and muscles in one area are gone. You're not better, you're worse!

[The Skarzs]

Free!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Nope, All better, I heal quick.

[Lord Daskar]

Fine, threaten you life. But take some Ice Cream first.

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