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Started by Rosie Willowwater, July 05, 2016, 12:04:02 AM

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LT Sandpaw

 
Oorah! I smell pastries on the wind! Give em catsup and vinegar!

*Pops mushy grapes at Dotti with a spoon catapult.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar loads Marshmallows into a machine gun.
* Lord Daskar shoots Sand in the back.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Eulaliaaa!

*Dumps a bucket of syrup over Vilu*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw


*Squeezes catsup in Daskar's eyes and then clobbers Eul with Peach cobbler*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Rosie Willowwater

*sprays olive oil all over the floor*
                    

Delthion

*Starts throwing pies at everyone with deadly accuracy.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

*Fills mouth with acorns and spits them out machine gun style at everyone.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Eulaliaaa!

*Stuffs cotton candy up Sand's nose, then beats Del with a chicken leg*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw


You did what!?

*Pours a gigantic pot of sticky pea soup over Eul, and then begins throwing French fries at Skarzs.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar wipes ketchup and syrup out of eyes.
* Lord Daskar attacks Sand and Eul with a baguette.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Rosie Willowwater

*Knocks a barrel of hard candy towards Eul*
                    

Eulaliaaa!

*Dumps honey over Sand and then pushes him into a pile of flour, hurls several onions at Vilu and smacks him with a raw fish, then shoves a handful of buttery mashed potatoes in Rosie's face*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar dumps granola all over Sand.
* Lord Daskar hurls pies at Eul.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Rosie Willowwater

*runs over to Sand and pours water over him to wash off the mess then jumps behind a turned over table*
                    

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar throws pies at Rosie.
All that hard work, ruined!
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.