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Started by Rosie Willowwater, July 05, 2016, 12:04:02 AM

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Amarith Waterspring

*Jumps over the cowsmushedrosie but trips over her own feet and breaks the stilts in half*
"Huh. Some how these are still walkable.
*Squirts hot sauce and mustard everywhere*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Rosie Willowwater

*Hits Ami with a balloon*
                    

Amarith Waterspring

Hey that's not food!
*throws cream pies down on everyone after getting new stilts*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

LT Sandpaw

 Make sure to eat your oranges, they're good for your eyes I hear.

*Lunches ;D carrot sticks at Amarith.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Amarith Waterspring

*Wobbles around on my stilts for a moment while the carrot sticks pelted up at me*
*Throws a fully cooked turkey stuffed with stuffing and mashed potatoes like a bomb to explode on everyone*
Haha! Take that!
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Eulaliaaa!

*Dumps a bucket of melted cheese over Amarith*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Amarith Waterspring

*Is on stilts so cheese plops back onto Eul*

*Splats a hot pizza down on Eul face*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Throws caramel at Amarith*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Eulaliaaa!

*Screams* *Places banana peels all over the ground so Amarith will trip and fall*
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Amarith Waterspring

*gets sticky pants*

*gets new pants*

*spills hot chicken noodle soup down on Lord Ashenwyte*

*Gets another pair of stilts and jumps onto them away from the banana peals*

*swipes at Eul to push her into the peals*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Eulaliaaa!

*Places new banana peels around the new stilts and removes all stilts from the area* Hahahahaha!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

LT Sandpaw


*Hurls roasted crickets up at Amarith,*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar fires meatball cannon at Eul.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheerĀ·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Delthion

*Fires rapid-fire locust gun at everyone.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Amarith Waterspring

*Pours hot chocolate down to wash the banana peals away*

*gets a face full of roasted crickets*

*Dodges locusts*

Hey! Raw locusts are not food! They're disgusting!

*rains down cooked spaghetti on everyone*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.