Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Hits Del repeatedly on the head with a hammer*

[Eulaliaaa!]

How violent...

[Rosie Willowwater]

This isn't even the begining.

[Delthion]

Let us applaud the happy Bride and Groom!

[The Skarzs]

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU

Heh.

[Delthion]

And all this happened because she shot a weasel at me. Well, great happiness comes from possible disaster.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'm still not married to Gonff, and the weasel was revenge.

[Lord Daskar]

You're married in Del's mind.
I got a cake.


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That little devil face is Del.

[Rosie Willowwater]

WHERE IS FAIY WHEN I NEED HER!

[LT Sandpaw]

 I'm not surprised, ya'll can't be married legally without a Judge, Priest, or Captain.

I'm a Lieutenant so I can't do it, but there are plenty of Captains running around the forum. Just PM one of them and they'll make it official.

[James Gryphon]

Well, it isn't good enough to just be a "captain". You have to be a ship captain, and onboard your ship at the same time.

(If you want to get technical, they might not qualify even at that. It turns out that this 'tradition', although it might would have worked in the old days, doesn't hold up under most modern countries' laws.)

[Lord Daskar]

I'm pretty sure Lords could marry people at one point in history. If you haven't noticed my username is Lord Daskar.

[Rosie Willowwater]

You DO know that if you make me marry Gonff, I will kill all of you.

[Lord Daskar]

In the Cellars? I don't think so.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

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