Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Holds up Argunath's sword* Gonff, I just remembered, I never got around to collecting those lovely paws of your's

Oh well, you know, things have changed and the price of blue fox paws really has dropped. Might get a little more off that sword you got there to be frank with you. So I think my paws will stay attached for just a tag longer, eh? (Please).

[Faiyloe]

Oh, but I am not interested in money, I am interested in your suffering.  But I am a reasonable woman... Take back what you said and hand over the weasel launchers and I might spare you.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Gonff, now would be a good time to run! *grabs Gonff's arm and dashes towards a nearby forest*

[The Skarzs]

No one runs from the Troll! Get 'em! *Goons open up on Gonff and Rosie.*

[Delthion]

*Watches as all of the goons cut themselves in half and have their organs spill out in front of them.*

Bad choice of words Boss!

[The Skarzs]

Idiots! Fine. Gotta do dis the old fashion way.

[Delthion]

And what, pray tell, is the old fashioned way Boss?

[The Skarzs]

By myself. *Sticks cigar in mouth and picks up two Thompsons.*

[Delthion]

*Two people by the name of Thompson are picked up by the Troll, then scream in terror.*

Uh, Boss? Are you sure you know what you're doing?

[The Skarzs]

Yes. Carrying two people carrying two guns is four guns. Learn some math, kid. Now, it's time ta put these clowns on ice and get what I came for.

[Delthion]

*Since Rosie is running, I simply take all of the weasel launchers and hand them to Ant'ny.*

Here ya go Boss!

[The Skarzs]

. . .
*Looks at the running forms of Gonff and Rosie.* Eh, they ain't worth it. *Takes weasel launchers and leaves.*

[Delthion]

[Gonff the Mousethief]

See Faiy, Del did it for me! Now my paws can finally rest knowing the end is no longer nigh.

[Delthion]

*As a last measure to please the Boss Lady, I cut off Gonff's paws and hand them to the Boss Lady/The Boss' Lady.*