Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Aw, Rosie this is amazing! Perfect setting as well!

*Pulls out chair for Rosie to sit and quickly ties on bow tie*

[Faiyloe]

*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Why thank you!

*Sits down*

What would you like? I wasn't sure what you preferred so we made all sorts of desserts. 

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.

I know right, its amazing sometimes

*Sits down across from Rosie*

Well, I'll take a slice of cake for a start. And is that pie? Oh, and apple, one of the best! Would you care for a drink?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh I think I'll start with some lemonade and maybe some chocolate cake.

*Cuts two slices and gives one to Gonff*

I think we'd better savor this moment before any of the cellar craziness kicks in.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Pours a class of limonade and hands it to Rosie*

There you are Miss Rosie! And this cake, my my, its almost as if Hobbits themselves baked it! They are the finest of cooks, I should know. And yes, this is a very peaceful moment. Quite nice and eloquent, just as yourself. 'Tis like the eye of a storm one could say.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*takes glass and sips the lemonade, savoring every bit*

You're much too kind to a simple townsgirl like me, *blushes* I saw a beautiful waterfall nearby here, I was thinking we could visit there after we're done with the cake and vittles.

[The Skarzs]

*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.

*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.

[Delthion]

*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.

*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.

Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.

*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.

Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...

And this is only the beginning

[Lady Ashenwyte]

NOW KISS

*Smashes Gonff's and Rosie's head together*

[Faiyloe]

Seriously, Ash, they were doing fine without any prompting. Now you ruined it.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

ISN'T THIS WHAT HAPPENS IN ROMANCE NOVELS?

[Faiyloe]

No, Psychopaths don't usually jump out of the bushes and smash the couple's heads together.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

ROMANCE NOVELS ARE THE WORST.