Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Watches from a tree*

i'm a rebel

That's just an overgrown bush.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH

*Breaks down crying*

I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.

*Uses magic to make a bush grow on Skarzs's head. It cannot be removed or replaced*

[Søren]

*Watches from a tree*

i'm a rebel

That's just an overgrown bush.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH

*Breaks down crying*

I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.

Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Watches from a tree*

i'm a rebel

That's just an overgrown bush.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH

*Breaks down crying*

I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.

Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.

*Vomits at the mental images*

[The Skarzs]

*Watches from a tree*

i'm a rebel

That's just an overgrown bush.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH

*Breaks down crying*

I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.

Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.

-_-

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Watches from a tree*

i'm a rebel

That's just an overgrown bush.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH

*Breaks down crying*

I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.

Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.

*Vomits at the mental images*

*Digs a hole and hides down it to rid self mind of mental images*

[The Skarzs]

You've made the bride ill, Soren.

[Faiyloe]

*Comforts Bride* Don't worry, He doesn't. Trust me I have drawn him enough times to know. and really, If anyone has hair like a pine tree it would be you (you're a hedgehog after all) but a nice fir tree.

[The Skarzs]

Yeah, what she said. *Glares at Soren.* Even I don't want to think about that.

[Søren]

Guys, you have to stop me, my mind is a sick, dark place and I don't know how long I can hold this in.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Guys, you have to stop me, my mind is a sick, dark place and I don't know how long I can hold this in.

NO NOT THE MENTAL IMAGES NO SOREN WHY

[Faiyloe]

Ash I believe you have a volunteer for an inmate.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Ash I believe you have a volunteer for an inmate.

I do don't I.

*Spirits Soren away to a cell in the Insane Asylum*

[Delthion]

This has lasted thirty pages!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

This has lasted thirty pages!

Good for you Del, good for you.

[The Skarzs]