Eul's Underground Fortress

[Eulaliaaa!]

After going through the door you found in the side of a very large oak tree, you find a spiral staircase made up of steep, slippery steps. The few torches that light the cramped staircase flicker ominously against the muddy walls. After finally reaching the bottom of the steps, you see a massive room before you. It has a long wooden table, with a familiar fancy office chair turned away from you that's at the head of the table. Standing by every doorway are ninjas with sunglasses. They look so cool you tremble in fear.

  "Welcome." The chair turns around to reveal Eul. "I am Queen Eulalia. You are welcome to join me. You've heard the rumors. Presidents and mansions and armies, trying so hard to rule my Cellars. But I rule this place, I've been in control this whole time. I have anything you could ever want. Food, drink, land... money. I've been preparing this place for years, and it is ready for war. Barracks, an infirmary, kitchens, store rooms, dungeons, torture chambers, dining rooms, libraries... anything you could think of - I've got it. So, what is it you want? Money? Food? Land? Power in my army? I'll make you all chieftains, whatever title you want is yours..... so what are you waiting for?"

[The Skarzs]

Thief. Caves are the dwellings of trolls.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Can I have my Hobbit Hole back?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Sign me up Eul 

[Lord Daskar]

As my despised brother Pilu has joined that nutty troll I feel as if I must join the true Queen. Marquis Milu the Magnificent will be my title.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Gonff, of course. I'll have one built for you right away. *claps hand and several ninjas begin building one*

Ah, Rosie, so good to see you here. Glad to have you on my side, feel free to take whatever you need.

Milu, there's no doubt about it. You are smarter that Pilu for joining my side. I have ninjas.

[Lord Daskar]

And me.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Well Eul, are bouncy houses allowed?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Yay! Thank you Miss Eul!

*Goes and snuggles up in rocking chair inside the Hobbit Hole*

[Eulaliaaa!]

Bouncy houses are already set up in the room to your left.

Yes Vilu, you are welcome to join.

Who wants chocolate cake?

[Lord Daskar]

No, you have ninjas and Me.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Breathes* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Gonff the Mousethief]

More of a doughnut type guy, but cake is always welcome!

[Eulaliaaa!]

My ninjas have sunglasses

One whole chocolate cake for Rosie, and a doughnut for Gonff!

[Rosie Willowwater]

What about Vilu?