Port 'Cellars'!

[The Skarzs]

*Sails into port.*

How did YOU get here?

This is a port, isn't it?

[LT Sandpaw]

I'll take a three man fishing boat, let me just count out my money here.

Did you say that just to use that gif?  

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Would this fit your needs?

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Yes.

And that ship will do mighty fine, now I just need two loyal, hardy, salty, deckhands to sail her. Do any of ye lads wish to sail on the Blue Fin? I can promise a bit of pay, and lots of adventure.

[Faiyloe]

@LT Sandpaw Can I be first mate?

[Lord Daskar]

I'll a Royal Sloop with a tight turning radius, a minimum crew of eight, a maximum crew of 200, capable of carrying 20 cannon and 60 tons of cargo. It must be fast and upgraded with: copper plating, cotton sails, triple hammocks, and iron scantlings. The cannon must be made of bronze, not iron, must use fine-grain powder, and be capable of shooting not only round shot, but also chain shot and grape shot. If you know of any skilled carpenters, sailmakers, coopers, gunners, surgeons, navigators, quatermasters, and cooks bring them along too. The ship mist be equipped with oars and be designed and built by a Dutchman. And if you can find a painter have them paint, Daskar's Wrath, as the ship name.

[LT Sandpaw]

@LT Sandpaw Can I be first mate?

Aye! Welcome aboard the Blue Fin first mate!

Anyone else?

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'll a Royal Sloop with a tight turning radius, a minimum crew of eight, a maximum crew of 200, capable of carrying 20 cannon and 60 tons of cargo. It must be fast and upgraded with: copper plating, cotton sails, triple hammocks, and iron scantlings. The cannon must be made of bronze, not iron, must use fine-grain powder, and be capable of shooting not only round shot, but also chain shot and grape shot. If you know of any skilled carpenters, sailmakers, coopers, gunners, surgeons, navigators, quatermasters, and cooks bring them along too. The ship mist be equipped with oars and be designed and built by a Dutchman. And if you can find a painter have them paint, Daskar's Wrath, as the ship name.

Well, we don't have that, but will this work?

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar holds up money.

Could this persuade you to find one?

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'm sorry sir, but if we don't have one, we don't have one. If you supply us with the materials, we might be able to get you some by next week.

[Lord Daskar]

How about a Ship-of-the-Line?
I want it with a tight turning radius, a minimum crew of 50, a maximum crew of 1000, capable of carrying 102 cannon and 300 tons of cargo. It must be fast and upgraded with: copper plating, cotton sails, triple hammocks, and iron scantlings. The cannon must be made of bronze, not iron, must use fine-grain powder, and be capable of shooting not only round shot, but also chain shot and grape shot. If you know of any skilled carpenters, sailmakers, coopers, gunners, surgeons, navigators, quatermasters, and cooks bring them along too. And if you can find a painter have them paint, Daskar's Wrath, as the ship name.

[Delthion]

I want a Clipper! I don't have any money, but you will give me a Clipper!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh that's alright, here you go, does this suit your fancy?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I want a Clipper! I don't have any money, but you will give me a Clipper!

[Delthion]

Oh that's alright, here you go, does this suit your fancy?

No...it must be in the British fleet, not the American.

[Lord Daskar]

I'm still waiting for my Ship-of-the-Line. I do have money.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh that's alright, here you go, does this suit your fancy?

No...it must be in the British fleet, not the American.

Better?

I'm still waiting for my Ship-of-the-Line. I do have money.