*throws whales onto the deck*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Who wants dolphin chops?

[Groddil]

Me!

* Groddil grabs a dolphin with razor sharp flippers.

This is a dolphin...that cuts!

* Razor Dolphin slices Ashenwyte into mincemeat.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sorry bud, but I have an Anti-PP forcefield.

[Hickory]

Hello Groddil, I'd like to buy something.

[Groddil]

* Groddil leans across the counter.

"Oh, nice. What would you like? We still have Redwall ebooks and action figures and things, but there's some new stuff as well. Ever heard of the Medi-Scanner 20,000or some Graddil's Handy-Dandy Time-Eraser Fluid? Ah, forgive me. I seem to have been rambling again. What would you like?"

[Hickory]

First edition of The Adventures of Ashleg and Co.

[Groddil]

Hmm, yeah there's one of those around here somewhere.

* Groddil pulls out a very slim paperback, the cover of which features a pine marten, a fox, the Imperial Symbol from Star Wars, and a crow.

'Ere ya go. First edition of The Adventures of Ashleg and Co. What? You were expecting it to be bigger? That's cause its first edition, ya idjit. Each new edition adds more to it! In case you were interested, the most recent edition is... Edition #573.

[Hickory]

In that case, I'll take all of them.

[Groddil]

ALL of them? That's going to set you back a lot...

Let's see, it comes to Five hundred and eighty-three FORUMBUCKS, ninety-seven cans of SPAM, or YOUR SOUL.

[Hickory]

*tosses a soul onto the table*

[Delthion]

I Groddil's chief soul checker will verify that this soul is actually yours... *A few minutes later.* Yes Groddil sir, this is Sage's soul.

[Groddil]

Excellent. Put it in one of those jars, Del.

* Groddil shoves a massive box of books into Sage's arms.

[Hickory]

Fool!

*takes books*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Crashes Fishing boat into the deck*

Who put that there!!!

[Delthion]

I believe that Sage's Soul did, it's been rather rogue since he paid us with it.