Coronation

[Lady Amber]

*Frees Eul from cell and teleports Del and Ashe inside it instead*

[Delthion]

Chaos must reign for the Cellars to be the Cellars! I am merely trying to preserve the fun and freedom that we have enjoyed since Faiy has been inactive!

And also Rosie, that's what you do in the Cellars, without PPing there is no purpose. You need to PP right back! And then everyone will exist in harmony! I can through you into a black hole then you need to counter by hurling me into a cake or something. This is the purpose of the Cellars!

[Faiyloe]

What is it with this generation.  It is far more fun to fling a cake and let the chaos issue that to force someone to get hit by a cake. If you are clever then you can come up with plenty of fun with only minimal PPing. OP is another thing and perhaps in the right contexts more forgivable but PPing is never any fun for anyone.

[Delthion]

I love it! People are creative to the point of genius in getting out of the situations and throwing others into the situation. With just throwing a cake at someone they'll just dodge it, which is no fun and very boring.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*throws a cake at Del*

[Delthion]

*Smashes spawns mini-black hole in between the cake and me, crushing it.*

[Cornflower MM]

What is it with this generation.  It is far more fun to fling a cake and let the chaos issue that to force someone to get hit by a cake. If you are clever then you can come up with plenty of fun with only minimal PPing. OP is another thing and perhaps in the right contexts more forgivable but PPing is never any fun for anyone.

YES!!!!

I love it! People are creative to the point of genius in getting out of the situations and throwing others into the situation. With just throwing a cake at someone they'll just dodge it, which is no fun and very boring.

That is because of this:

Chaos must reign for the Cellars to be the Cellars! I am merely trying to preserve the fun and freedom that we have enjoyed since Faiy has been inactive!

And also Rosie, that's what you do in the Cellars, without PPing there is no purpose. You need to PP right back! And then everyone will exist in harmony! I can through you into a black hole then you need to counter by hurling me into a cake or something. This is the purpose of the Cellars!

[The Skarzs]

Honestly, the warring and PPing is making me bored of the Cellars. Give me crazy confrontations, not OP fights.

[Hickory]

Like Epic Rap Battles?

EULALIA!

VERSUS!

FAIYLOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!

[The Skarzs]

No.

[Groddil]

However, PPing is perfectly fine, and is in fact, encouraged, on one condition. IT'S AGAINST CLOGG!

* Groddil throws Clogg into a vat of magma.

[LT Sandpaw]

That seems a bit specific.

But oh well.

*Super freezes the magma trapping Clogg's remains.*

[Groddil]

* Groddil smashes the Cloggsickle with a sledgehammer.

[LT Sandpaw]

 

* SaLT Gathers up the Cloggsickle pieces and sells them on Ebay for ten dollars apiece.

[The Skarzs]

How big are the pieces? (Shipping's an arm and a leg too, isn't it?