Supper awesome epic battle to prove you can still have fun without PPing

[Groddil]

* The Platypus gives Delthion a pie.

Your pie, mate.

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[Delthion]

*Squished ooze speaks to Groddil.* It looks nice and savory, but I would prefer an apple pie right now. Thanks for the effort!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Oh, must have read it wrong or something. I'm a lot closer to Canada than Australia you know. And Del, take some of my pie instead. It has the perfect nutrients for squished ooze!

*Get Apple pie from oven and sets it by the ooze*

[Delthion]

*Squished ooze eats the pie whole. Then regrows to be Delthion once again.* Thank you my good Gonff! *Hurls meteors down on Skarzs.*

[The Skarzs]

*Stands right behind Del.* What squishes me squishes you.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Who said that they would squish you? They could be soft meteors, who knows? Oh, and thank you so very much Rosie for the shield! Mind if I keep it? The day is quite stunning with this shower about to rain upon the Troll King himself, so my Hobbit Hole won't be much protection at the moment.

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune confidently strides into topic with metal-plated leather armor and a katana.

Anyone care to duel?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Ashenwyte hefts a warhammer and charges at Kitsune

[Kitsune]

I take that as a yes.

* Kitsune draws his katana and faces a charging Ashenwhyte with a slight smirk. At the last moment, Kitsune nearly sidesteps and strikes at Ash's back.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Ashenwyte is protected by Four Mirrors armour

Do not be so confident! Katanas are useless against armour!

*Ashenwyte swings his hammer at Kitsune's head

[The Skarzs]

*Tosses a pommel at Kit.* Use this. I already unscrewed it for you.

[Groddil]

* Groddil gives Kit a polearm.

"Here, polearms laugh at his pitiful attempt at 'armor.'"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Skarzs, this is a duel, not a nuclear war.

What type of polearm, @Groddil ? 

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune jumps back just in time.

Don't worry, I see lots of gaps.

* Kitsune catches the pommel and throws it at Ash's face, then drops low and slices at his legs. Kristine then takes the polearm from Grod and thrusts it at Ash's chest.

I thought he meant a pommel of a sword, because it had to be unscrewed.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Ashenwyte catches the pommel and throws it at Groddil. He is then protected from the slice by his armour, and he uses a shield to turn the polearm away and strikes at Kitsune's skull.