The Groddy Z Concert

[Groddil]

Yo, yo, that's right! It's the best a the best, the savior a rap, Grooooooddddyyyyyyy Zeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1

* Groddy Z comes onstage.

Yo, check it ma forum homies! It's Groddy Z came ta fill yo ears wid da best quality music you ever heard, man! But some o' youz don't like ma music, fool! So Imma make sure you don't come ta my concert, man!

* Groddy Z shoots Lord Ashenwyte and Faiyloe.

A'ight, man. Ma songs'll be a singin' in one mo, man! Check it!

* Groddy Z vanishes backstage.

[The Skarzs]

-_-
When has Faiy ever said anything about your music?

[Groddil]

* Groddy Z comes back onstage.

Yo, man. Yo Faiy, she not nice, man! She said I needed ta die fo' makin' such beautiful music, man. I fink yo need ta join 'er, man!

* Groddy Z shoots Skarz

Yeah, yeah, boi-boi! Let's do dis!

* Groddy Z starts to sing "Every Rap Song Ever"

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

This is every rap song eva,
Throw in some curses an' you'll neva.
FAIL! Just cause in school ya.
FAILED! Yo momma now hates ya,
Cause ya didn't be a docta!
Ya brought home an essay with a big.
F! In ya music class ya put in the wrong.
CLEFF! Yeah... Uh huh...

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

This is every rap song eva,
Throw in some curses an' you'll neva,
FAIL! Ya don't need ta go ta,
YALE! To write rap songs!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

All ya need ta do is go home,
Open your computer, an' go ta Google Chrome,
Look up tutorials, on how ta work from home!
And then you get a microphone made o' foam!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

You go to YouTube, an' ya record junk,
Ya hope ya get a contract from some guy who's drunk!
And when ya make it big ya get a supermodel wife,
Yeah, for the rich an' famous... It's a tough life!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Ya give yaself a stage name, don't make it bad,
'Cause if ya upset other rappers, they'll get mad!
If ya wanna live a long life, unlike Tupac...
Then ya realize talent is somethin' ya lack!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Now divorce ya wife, ya was both only in it for the money,
But now ya got a kid, name it somethin' stupid like Apple.
Now go outside, cause the day is really sunny,
An' cry your eyes out, cause nothin' rhymes with Apple!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

[Hickory]

*DDBrake walks onstage* Yo, check it! This is DDBrake at Groddy Z's concert! *turns to face Groddy Z* Yo, boy. I'm challenging you to a battle of raps!

[The Skarzs]

. . . I'm ashamed that I had to read that in a rapper voice.

[Groddil]

Yo, man! You don' crash ma concert, man, I pop a cap in you! I pop a cap in you afta a sing my 'nother song, man!

* Groddy Z starts to sing "Real Hip Hop is Dead"

Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
Not DDBrake, real hip hop

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual,
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest!
I'm the realest of the realest!
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it!
Not DDBrake, the government's corrupt
Not the government cause I don't care!
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Not that mainstream stuff cause I don't care!
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin',

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it!
It's that underground stuff, it's the white boy that said it!
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it!
It's that underground stuff, it's the white boy that said it!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Throws tomatoes at Groddy Z* Boooooooo! I'm with the majority! Boooooooo!

[Hickory]

Yo bruv! Dis straight outta Northwest Ohio, ye hear? Maybe you're not accepting mah challenge cause you're scared o' my SICK BEATS.

*Hotline Dozer beat starts*

Yo, dis go out to all my DDBs out there. You know who you are

You used to drive by on your
You used to, you used to
Yeah

You used drive by on your dozer
Late night when you need my oil
Drive by on your dozer
Late night when you need my oil
And I know when that hotline dozer
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline dozer
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the Cellars,
You got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out

'Cause ever since I left the Cellars,
you started waking less and dozin' more
Glasses of juice out on the dozer roads
Hangin' with some beavers I've never seen before
You used to drive by on your dozer

Late night when you need my oil
Drive by on your dozer
Late night when you need my oil
I know when that hotline dozer
Can mean only one thing
I know when that hotline dozer
Can only mean one thing

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You are heretics! You will burn!


*Hundreds of Inquistorial stormtroopers arrive on the stage and handcuff Groddy Z and DDBrake*

[Hickory]

But bruv, I'm supportin' the DDBs!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

DDBS! HOW DARE YOU! BURN!
_{Good job, keep distracting them with your dirges. They're going to take you to a luxury penthouse in the best part o' town.}

*Stormtroopers escort Groddy Z and DDBrake out of the stage*


And that's the end of the concert, folks! GET OUT OR BURN!

[Hickory]

Aren't you king of the DDB's, bruv?

*returns to stage*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

_{I am, but lower your voice or you'll get us all killed. Just sing your dirges to maim their ears, so that we can infiltrate them easier.}

[Groddil]

"Yo man, I killed you earlier, you PP-in', nonsense-dealin', filthy DDB-helpin'... I'll pop caps in all o' you!"

* Groddy Z shoots DDBrake and Ashenwyte.

"Woo, now that that be's over, man, I got anudda song ta sing ta yewz!"

* Tomato hits Groddy Z

"Hey, man. Not cool, man, not cool!"

* Groddy Z shoots Eulaliaaaa!

* Groddy Z starts singing "I Hate Shakespeare"

Dis one goes out ta all dem kids in school...
All dem high-school kids, too cool fa school...
I mean, hey, I dropped outta school...
'Cause schools fa fools!

I. Hate. Shakespeare!
It deserves to get stabbed in the heart with a spear!
I. Hate. Shakespeare!
Somebody grab me ma spear!

Romeo, Romeo, Where are ya Romeo?
The only one I know who's called Romeo,
He's one o' ma best Homies-o.
Jus' a shame 'ee lies more an' Pinocchio!

I mean, who really likes it, anyway?
Hamlet's too long and depressin'.
Listen ta what I say!
Midsummer Night's Dream's all 'bout guessin'...
Whose lives the fairies ruin today!

I. Hate. Shakespeare!
It deserves to get stabbed in the heart with a spear!
I. Hate. Shakespeare!
Somebody grab me ma spear!

And what of Macbeth, who really cares?
Which moron gets ta be the king?
I hate 'em all, they kill more people than bears,
An' they don't know how ta sing!

I. Hate. Shakespeare!
It deserves to get stabbed in the heart with a spear!
I. Hate. Shakespeare!
Somebody grab me ma spear!

When was the last time ya said ya'd rather,
Go to a play an' not understand a word,
When you could just rather,
Watch a movie, ya stupid turd!

I. Hate. Shakespeare!
It deserves to get stabbed in the heart with a spear!
I. Hate. Shakespeare!
Somebody grab me ma spear!

I. Hate. Shakespeare!
It deserves to get stabbed in the heart with a spear!
I. Hate. Shakespeare!
Somebody grab me ma spear!

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune narrows his eyes and scowls.

And what's so bad about Shakespeare?