Skarthion OTP

[Lady Ashenwyte]

they r so cyoot right

[The Skarzs]

NO.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

The name skarthion is actually pretty cool. thats the only good thing about this ship.

[The Skarzs]

. . . There is nothing good about this ship.

[Faiyloe]

Skarzs is mine you dumbo. If you keep this up I'll turn you into a fuzzy pillowcase and give it to Skarzs for his birthday.

[Søren]

I would but that pillowcase.

[Faiyloe]

I could make you into a throw rug if you would prefer.

[Søren]

Ohh, nice. Can you make his head stick up like a bear?

[Faiyloe]

Of course, it would make a perfect foot rest for Skarzs. 

[Delthion]

Thank you Faiy! Or Eoly, whichever you are right now.

[Maudie]

Skarzs is mine

And Del is mine sooo... Nope. Not a thing.

[Faiyloe]

I am glad we both agree. 

And It's Faiy. Eoly is in some high-security prison somewhere.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

who is Eoly (i realize the name comes from the last four letters of Faiy's name spelled backwards)

[Lord Daskar]

But clearly the Cellars is a democracy. And since the majority of people who've expressed an opinion think this is a good thing, it must go on.

who is Eoly (i realize the name comes from the last four letters of Faiy's name spelled backwards)

Faiy's eviler twin.

[Maudie]

But clearly the Cellars is a democracy. And since the majority of people who've expressed an opinion think this is a good thing, it must go on.

WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD THING? POINT ME TO THEM AND THEY SHALL PERISH.