Skarthion OTP

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Skar-thion?

Skarzs plus Delthion. I believe it was Sage's idea. I can't say much more or else Faiy will cut off my paws help me please there is no escape

[Faiyloe]

Yes, fear me. 

[Lord Daskar]

Just look at that terrifying grin Gonff. Stare into the nonexistent eyes. Look at the three teeth.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

[Rosie Willowwater]

Retawwolliw Eisor

I guess mine could be cool...

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Rita Wallow Eiser

[The Skarzs]

Retnavillag sounds like a good orc name.

Yes, fear me. 

Fear her.

[Faiyloe]

Oh look what I found *Pulls Gonff's old tail out from under the couch* Skarzs, you want to play pin the tail on the fox? 

[Delthion]

I do! I do!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

You know what Miss Faiy, I don't think I would like that game very much. I probably don't have that much a choice in this sad, terrifying, troubling matter of a sickening punishment thought to be a game, but if I could even have a simple tad of influence, might I suggest that this so called game not be brought upon a lil' ol' should like mine? Groddil may like a blue tail, or Sage, Del, Skarzs even (Would make him plenty more dashing I promise you), but I have it off and prefer it off. Good day now.

*Flees to Hobbit Hole and hides behind many piles of pies*

Psst, Rosie. Protect me please!


Oh, and Feihtesuom eht Ffnog. Sounds Norwegian.

[The Skarzs]

Oh look what I found *Pulls Gonff's old tail out from under the couch* Skarzs, you want to play pin the tail on the fox? 

Yes.
Gonff, you don't have a choice. *Finds Gonff and stabs at him with the blue tail.*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Oh look what I found *Pulls Gonff's old tail out from under the couch* Skarzs, you want to play pin the tail on the fox? 

Yes.
Gonff, you don't have a choice. *Finds Gonff and stabs at him with the blue tail.*

*Giggles*

Oh, that tickles. I miss you tail, ever since Rachel's Otter character chopped you off in Hidden Within the Walls. May I keep it Skarzs?

[The Skarzs]

It's no fun if you want it!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

But I want it. So no more fun. Del probably needs to be locked up somewhere by now, and that must be real fun.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Hits Skarzs with a pickaxe*