Skaskar OTP

[Delthion]

Ah, that explains why I don't understand it.

[Faiyloe]

Stop stealing my face.

I'm sorry, what?

See, since I don't show emotion, I'd be fine.

*Chough chough* I beg to differ.... I have proof. 

[The Skarzs]

When I want to have no emotion. . .

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Daskarzs

[Faiyloe]

Ash, you are a child. Skarzs, shall we put him in time out? 

*Realizes just how much shipping fuel has been thrown on the Skarloe train* *Is surprised they haven't teased us more*

[The Skarzs]

Yes, yes we should.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Revs up chainaxe*

[Faiyloe]

*Glowing Mutant ZP eats chainaxe* *Grabs Ash* *sets him down in a little plastic time out chair in the corner*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Walks over* It's okay Ash. If you sit there quietly I'll tell you a story! Okay? Lemme see... *Clears throat* Once upon a time, there was a walrus named Steve. He had toe fungus. Everybody avoided him 'cause his feet were so gross. In fact, those who looked upon them would immediately puke and possibly die. So Steve became a hermit and spent the rest of his days in a remote jungle. The end.

[The Skarzs]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Rips out chainaxe from ZP's stomach and buries it in Faiy's head*

[Russa Nodrey]

Indeed.

[The Skarzs]

*Rips out chainaxe from ZP's stomach and buries it in Faiy's head*

Evidence that it is, in fact, an imaginary chain-axe!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Rips out chainaxe from ZP's stomach and buries it in Faiy's head*

Evidence that it is, in fact, an imaginary chain-axe!

This is evidence that you're insane!

*Teleports Skarzs into a cell in the Insane Asylum*

[Faiyloe]

*Removes Chain axe from holographic head* You know how much I hate using holograms. But in this violent age a girl has to protect herself.