Corn's Pillow Fort

[Shy-Guy]

*Silvertongue shook his head, pulling out a piece of parchment* "Corn's Fort, you say?" *He shook his head* "I've never heard of this place. It's not on the map."

"Gimme that!" *Greeneye snatched the map away and looked it over, muttering* "No... No... No. No! This place ain't even on the map! How did we get here?"

[lass of something much]

*Lass, seeing the vermin quickly picked up her sword pillow and pointed it at them* Why do you seek the place they call redwall?

[Shy-Guy]

*Silvertongue looked over at them, and at their pillow sword, and he held up his paws* "Look, little miss, we don't want any trouble. We're just travelers, that's all."

*Greeneye nodded seriously* "We just want to be farmers is all."

*Silvertongue snorted, muttering under his breath* "Maybe you want to be a farmer..."

[lass of something much]

*Lass grins and points to a pile at pillows* Choose your weapon!

[Shy-Guy]

*The two vermin looked at one other, confused, before looking back at Lass*

"Well... it seems we haven't much choice." *Greeneye chuckled and picked up a pillow*

"What happens if we, ere lose?" *Sivertongue asked*

[lass of something much]

Then it'll be the pillow pile with you! *The young otter-squirrel giggled happily*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins skipping about, throwing pillows to and fro at Lass, Greeneye, Silvertongue, and Scott*

[lass of something much]

*Lass put on an act of chivalry* "I'll save you, Scott!" *Lass jumped on knocking it out of the air, then throws it back at Seb*

[Shy-Guy]

"I think you oughtta go easy on them." *Silvertongue whispered to Greeneye* "I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a real fort."

"Right, I'll make it a fair fight." *Greeneye put his hook-hand behind his back* "Have at ye, then!"

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Lass put on an act of chivalry* "I'll save you, Scott!" *Lass jumped on knocking it out of the air, then throws it back at Seb*

*The pillow hits Sebias square in the face*

"I think you oughtta go easy on them." *Silvertongue whispered to Greeneye* "I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a real fort."

"Right, I'll make it a fair fight." *Greeneye put his hook-hand behind his back* "Have at ye, then!"

*Aims pillow-launching catapult at the two creatures* To the pain!

[Shy-Guy]

*The two vermin were too shocked by the sight of the catapult to even move out of the way*

[Scott McLamok]

*Smacks Greeneye with a pillow*

[lass of something much]

*throws a pillow at one of the new comers*

[Shy-Guy]

*Smacks Greeneye with a pillow*

*Greeneye feel dramatically to his knees* "Argh, we're bein' overwhelmed!"

*throws a pillow at one of the new comers*

*Silvertongue, on the other hand, seemed less than enthused about the whole situation*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The catapult spews forth pillows, exploding mid-air and covering all with feathers*