Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Hickory]

Blue hasn't done much to help us before, and the one thing she's useful for is easily negated. She's dead weight at worst and minor assistance at best.

[James Gryphon]

She was out with us before, so I'm not sure why we wouldn't release her, unless we think that it's an imposter or that she's become hostile since then. And if Galli is still armed with the shotgun, we should be able to blow her away if she does turn on us.

@Groddil: Be sure to subtract the shotgun shells in our inventory, if you haven't done that already.

[Groddil]

@Groddil: Be sure to subtract the shotgun shells in our inventory, if you haven't done that already.

Technically, that shell was the one that was still in the shotgun, so it doesn't count.

[James Gryphon]

Well, it'll still need to be subtracted when we reload.

[Groddil]

Well, it'll still need to be subtracted when we reload.

Yeah, I just meant that I forgot to count that one in the current total. So we'll ignore it for now.

[Groddil]

"Hang on, I'll try to find a way to free you."
"Sweet."
You walk back to the computer terminal, near the extendable bridge.
"So, yeah. Think you can hack this?"
"NOPE!"
"Uh huh..."
"I'll try, anyway. There might be an option to unlock the cells on it, anyway."
Galli begins tapping away at the terminal, until a loud beep emits from it.
"What's going on, Galli?"
"Looks like whoever owned this computer didn't keep up to date on their anti-virus. I found a Brute Force program in the debug menu, should unlock the terminal."
"Uh huh. Don't understand that at all."
"Neither do I. I have no idea what I'm doing, so if you want more advanced terminals hacked, you'd need to get somebody with a little more technical expertise."
"Ookay, done. I can lower the bridge, or unlock the cells. Let's just do both, shall we?"
A minute later, the extendable bridge begins to click and whir, eventually creating a path over the gap. Shortly after, the cell doors all swing open. Galli loads two shells into her shotgun, just in case, but nobody comes out of the cells, apart from Blue.
"Thanks for that, guys. Let's go, shall we? Cell Block C is just across that bridge."
All of a sudden, the roof explodes into a cloud of dust, just across the bridge. Skarzs falls down, hammer in hand, and blocks your way to Cell Block C.
"Uh oh. Whaddo we do?"

Try and get past Skarzs.
Try and get out through BlueRose's cell.

Items

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. Shame the circuitry has been totally destroyed.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe. 3/4 full.
Torch - A makeshift flaming torch.
Chainaxe Motherboard - A crucial Chainaxe component. Unfortunately, without an Imperial Electrocore, the Chainaxe is still useless.
Electrical Cable - An insulated bit of cable.
Small motor - A small motor.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Zombie Slave Serum - Turns a dead body into a zombie that will obey a single order, then disintegrate.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 6.
Scimitar - A fancy, curved blade. It once belonged to Daskar.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Unknown: [JUKKA]
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe.
#5: Unknown: [AMBER]
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Unknown: [DELTHION]
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [DANFLOR]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Unknown: [ROCKTREE]
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: Unknown: [THE BINTURONG]
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who rules over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Unknown: [LUTRA]
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Unknown: [GRODDIL]
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: Unknown: [GAT]
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Unknown: [BONE]
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Unknown: [ALBRITHR]
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Unknown: [FIREHAWKE]
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: Unknown: [ALEXANDRE]
#82: Unknown: [ALEXANDRE]
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 2
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Somewhere in the Dungeon

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[James Gryphon]

Now would be a great time to have that shrink ray...

@Groddil: Are there any other exits in Rose's cell?

[Groddil]

@James Gryphon: There are two ways out of Solitary right now that actually lead anywhere useful. You can try and get past Skarzs, or to find a way to get through the roof of Blue's cell, be that by using the growth ray, getting a leg up from your buddies, or otherwise.

[James Gryphon]

Can Skarzs cross the bridge, or fit through the cell door?

[Groddil]

Can Skarzs cross the bridge, or fit through the cell door?

He could probably break into the cell, but he can't cross the bridge.

[James Gryphon]

I guess I'd look for a way through the cell. Nothing lost but time, I guess, if we can't find one.

[Kitsune]

Where's your sense of adventure? Trolls are easy to trip off narrow bridges. Just lure him out and off he goes.

[Delthion]

That's a good point.

[James Gryphon]

I don't see any purpose in trying to kill him if it can be avoided.

And if we were going to do that, I'd like to point out we should have done that to begin with, instead of getting ourselves hurt, antagonizing Daskar, and going through this whole stupid trip through the dungeon first.

[Hickory]

Knew we should've crushed him.

I like the bridge idea that Kit brought up, but Faiy is more than likely with Skarz, and it's established that she's not totally powerless. Through the cell!