Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Lord Daskar]

Go through several topics.

[Groddil]

(@Delthion: Well...)

You decide that sacrificing a bit of speed is better than being exposed. After all, there's an endless amount of code storms, so you'll find another one eventually. You make a dash across the open board towards another thread. You try the doorknob. Locked. You manage to break the lock with your Chainaxe and walk inside. Suddenly, your ears are filled with a strange, bloodcurtling, yet midly annoying sound:
"aaaaaaa"

Investigate the noise.
Find the way across to the next thread.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Investigate the noise!

[James Gryphon]

...think I know what that is already.

Keep going on to the next thread.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Investigate the noise.

It's definitely Galli.

[James Gryphon]

But is she friend or foe? Other members have proven to be unusually aggressive, and I don't know it's worth the risk to encounter them if it can be avoided.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

(if its me (in character) i wouldnt fight : P or i wouldnt be much of a threat if i did haha im so bad at everything fighting)

[James Gryphon]

Russa isn't normally so hostile either, though. This isn't the forum we know.

[Hickory]

Run away. Screaming implies pain.

[James Gryphon]

Well... not if it's Galli, which it most likely is. She does that all the time.

[Hickory]

Didn't you just say that members aren't themselves? She could be hurting herself, hurting someone else, or just luring in unsuspecting forumers. Better safe than sorry.

[James Gryphon]

Of course I did. I'm just saying that it doesn't necessarily imply what you said it did.

[Russa Nodrey]

Definitely find the way across to the next thread.

[Groddil]

You slowly tiptoe away from the noise, which continues to intensify. You rev up your chainaxe, ready to fight if need be, and spy a large plank of wood stretching across a large drop into nothingness, the other end resting firmly on the edge of the next thread. In the wall of the next thread, a small aircraft, some kind of bomber, has crashed, embedding itself into the drywall. You are about to step onto the plank when a small mechanical device, labelled a "Translator Box", catches your eye. You pick it up with your tendril (Very carefully) and load it into your rucksack. You could leave... or you could find who owns this device.

Baliss got the Translator Box.

Walk the plank.
Find the owner of the Translator Box.

Items

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered chainsaw-sword. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Flask of Tea - Some delicious tea. It's good for you.
Danish Pouch - A pouch of delicious danishes.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe.
Translator Box - You have no idea how this thing works.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Unknown: [JUKKA]
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe.
#5: Unknown: [AMBER]
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Unknown: [DELTHION]
#10: Unknown: [SKARZ]
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [DANFLOR]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Unknown: [ROCKTREE]
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Unknown: [FAIYLOE]
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: Unknown: [BLUEROSE]
#20: Unknown: [THE BINTURONG]
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Unknown: [DASKAR]
#35: Unknown: [LUTRA]
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Unknown: [GRODDIL]
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: Unknown: [GAT]
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Unknown: [GALLI]
#54: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#55: Unknown: [BONE]
#56: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#57: Unknown: [ALBRITHR]
#58: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#59: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#60: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#61: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#62: Unknown: [FIREHAWKE]
#63: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#64: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#65: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#66: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#66: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#68: Unknown: [FATCH]
#69: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#70: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#71: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#72: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#73: Unknown: [CHIPSTER]
#74: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#75: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#76: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#77: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#78: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#79: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#80: Unknown: [MARY]
#81: Unknown: [ALEXANDRE]
#82: Unknown: [ALEXANDRE]
#83: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#84: Unknown: [MILADY]
#85: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#86: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#87: Unknown: [2QUID]
#88: Unknown: [HIAG]
#89: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#90: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss

[close]

[James Gryphon]

I was going to say to walk the plank, but it might be better to look around first... to make sure we're not attacked from behind.