Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Hickory]

ALCHEMIZE MEMES

[Groddil]

You duck into the side room, where a blood trail winds its way across the cold tiles.

B: Follow the blood.
B: Search the Front Lawns.
B: Head back to Skarzs's forge.

<|[F]|>

You are now Frank Talbot. Time to ALCHEMIZE!

You create 5 Captchalogue Cards.

You create the 420 Doritoblade using your Multitool and a Dank meme.

You create the Mountain Dewgong using a Can of Soda and a Dank meme. What even is this? You captchalogue the strange creature, which looks like a giant can of the Nectar of the Gods, but with several flippers. It appears to be suffocating.

You create the Modus Control Shrek using A Shrek 2 Action Figure, a captchalogue card, and a Dank meme.

You create the Morgan Freeman QueueStack Modus using The Morgan Freeman Queue Modus and a Dank meme in your Modus Control Shrek.

You create the Nectar Tank using a Can of Soda, a Fish bowl, and a Dank meme. The Mountain Dewgong plops into it and promptly stops being nearly dead.

Hmm, you seem to be running out of memes. Your internet connection can't handle this, especially with Zburb running in the background. Only 1 meme left to use. Somehow. Stupid arbitrary reasons.

You combine your iPhone 7 with A Shawshank Redemption Poster, and a Dank Meme. Your iPhone's stupid Nicholas Cage case is removed, and replaced with a snazzy Morgan Freeman case instead.

Frank: Enter the Middle. Be wrenched from your assigned reality and enter LOCAD instead, you poor soul.
Mark: Be the S.roll.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

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Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

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Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

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Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

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Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

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Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

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[Hickory]

DANK MAYMAYS

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You follow the blood trail through the side room until you hear a gurgling noise. You flick the lights on when you come to a dark corner. Slumped against the wall is a dying forumite, clutching an Oculus Rift. You memberdeck identifies him as Rusvul.

B: Take Rusvul's Oculus Rift.
B: Search for medicine in the Front Lawns.
B: Search for medicine at Skarzs's forge.
B: Diagnose Rusvul's injuries.

<|[S]|>

You are the S.roll. What you probably didn't realize is that there's a "." between the "S" and the "Roll," in size 1 font. I'll increase it to normal size for you.

Perfect! You are now the S.Roll. Hmm, how curious. Your room is pitch black, and there's a nice smell coming from somewhere. You should turn on the lights and find the smell.

Frank: Enter the Middle. Be wrenched from your assigned reality and enter LOCAD instead, you poor soul.
S.Roll: Turn on the lights.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite who has the Oculus Rift you need to find Mhera's last words. Is dying due to... something.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

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Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

S.Roll's Sylladex

It's too dark to see your sylladex!

[close]

[close]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

Search for medicine where?and turn on the lights...

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Hold on, buddy. I'll get help."
You and Galli trudge out of the cave into the Front Lawns. You head for the cluster of buildings in search of medicine, and are just about to enter one when you notice a first-aid kit next to the door.

B: Go back to the bunker.
B: Search the first-aid kit.
B: Search the building.
B: Search for medicine at Skarzs's forge.

<|[S]|>

You are now the S.Roll. You flick the lights on, revealing that you are actually just a giant, sentient Spring Roll, not some kind of exciting alien. Still, there are benefits to being a S.Roll. Your Vietnamese Chef modus for the sylladex makes it easy to use items, if you don't mind committing cannibalism by eating Springlogue Rolls to release your items. It's also a pain having to constantly make more Springlogue Rolls whenever you eat one, but hey, at least you can use any item at will, unlike that stupid Stack modus that the Doomed Exile started off with. That poor sod.

Mmm, so that's where that smell is coming from. A little bowl of peanut butter sauce. You must have it. You must soak yourself in it.

Frank: Enter the Middle. Be wrenched from your assigned reality and enter LOCAD instead, you poor soul.
S.Roll: Springlogue the Peanut Butter Sauce.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite who has the Oculus Rift you need to find Mhera's last words. Is dying due to... something.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Unknown: [FELLDOH]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

S.Roll's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Vietnamese Chef
Echeladder Rank: Gourmet
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Springlogue Roll - Contains your sPhone.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Saucekind
Springlogue Roll - Contains SauceSquirter.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

[close]

[James Gryphon]

Search the kit and B, I guess.

[Groddil]

You flip open the first-aid kit. Empty. You're not surprised. You reach in and find another T.I.D., which is useless to you, but no medicine.

B: Go back to the bunker.
B: Search the building.
B: Search for medicine at Skarzs's forge.

<|[S]|>

You are now the S.Roll. You springlogue the Peanut Butter Sauce.

Frank: Enter the Middle. Be wrenched from your assigned reality and enter LOCAD instead, you poor soul.
S.Roll: Springlogue a nearby Spring Roll.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite who has the Oculus Rift you need to find Mhera's last words. Is dying due to... something.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Unknown: [FELLDOH]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

S.Roll's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Vietnamese Chef
Echeladder Rank: Gourmet
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Springlogue Roll - Contains your sPhone.
Springlogue Roll - Contains Peanut Butter Sauce.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Saucekind
Springlogue Roll - Contains SauceSquirter.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

[close]

[/quote]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You jog inside the building. There's a few first-aid kits inside, but most of them are also empty. You enter the building's sick bay and find a few aspirins, but nothing else. You notice a large red button mounted on the wall, with the label "Confirm Requisition."

B: Go back to the bunker.
B: Push the medicine.
B: Search for medicine at Skarzs's forge.

<|[S]|>

You are now the S.Roll. You springlogue the spring roll.

Frank: Enter the Middle. Be wrenched from your assigned reality and enter LOCAD instead, you poor soul.
S.Roll: Eat the Spring Roll.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite who has the Oculus Rift you need to find Mhera's last words. Is dying due to... something.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Unknown: [FELLDOH]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

S.Roll's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Vietnamese Chef
Echeladder Rank: Gourmet
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Springlogue Roll - Contains your sPhone.
Springlogue Roll - Contains Peanut Butter Sauce.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Saucekind
Springlogue Roll - Contains SauceSquirter.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

[close]

[/quote]
[/quote]

[James Gryphon]

Push the button, I guess.

Be wrenched from reality.

[Groddil]

You go to push the button, but it doesn't seem to budge. A nearby terminal informs you that the button has been electro-locked, and that the only way to unlock it is to do so on the terminal, which is unhackable.

B: Go back to the bunker.
B: Hack the unhackable terminal.
B: Push the button *really* hard.
B: Search for medicine at Skarzs's forge.

<|[S]|>

You are now Frank Talbot. With your cruxtruder timer rapidly depleting, you feel like it's time. You shove the pre-punched card into your alchemiter. Nicholas Cage appears and waves at you. Before you can vomit, he explodes into a shower of memes. One of the memes flies into your skull at superSanic speeds, causing you to go flying backwards. Okay, you really need to vomit.
"Take my hand."
"Huh?"
Morgan Freeman stands over you. You reach up and link arms with your hero. You are so excited. You can feel it! You're about to be whisked off to a magical place!
One blinding flash later, you thud into a pile of bones outside Mark's house, in some sort of black void. How fun.

Lily: Hack Zburb so you all ascend to God-Tier hood.
S.Roll: Eat the Spring Roll.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite who has the Oculus Rift you need to find Mhera's last words. Is dying due to... something.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Unknown: [FELLDOH]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman QueueStack
Echeladder Rank: Hillary Clinton
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Mountain Dewgong.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Modus Control Shrek.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Nectar Tank.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Doritolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains 420 Doritoblade.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

S.Roll's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Vietnamese Chef
Echeladder Rank: Gourmet
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Springlogue Roll - Contains your sPhone.
Springlogue Roll - Contains Peanut Butter Sauce.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.
Springlogue Roll - Contains nothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Saucekind
Springlogue Roll - Contains SauceSquirter.

[close]

Grist cache

Ubergrist - 1/1

[close]

[close]

[close]