THE ULTIMATE WEDDING

[Lady Amber]

The Ultimate Narcissist!

I saw this topic and thought for a second that it was a new one; then I saw the post from Del and thought he was back, but then I saw when it was posted and was sadly disappointed. Ugh, I miss him.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

DELTHION-CHAN-SAN-SENPAI MY ONE TRUE LOVE MARRY MEEEEEEE






*GIGGLES*

Y'all must want him to stay gone acting like that.

[The Skarzs]

I'm just like

every time Ash posts something like that.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Lol I remember like five years ago when all my posts were like this - no one was better suited to marry me than, well, me! No one was ever better suited for anyone than Lord Ungatt Trunn 

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Wait... is Ashe just a new Ungatt?

[Ungatt Trunn]

He's only a discount Ungatt! No one can ever outdo the original one!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

He's only a discount Ungatt! No one can ever outdo the original one!

You best hope not. Ashe is pretty unpredictable in his tactics.

[The Skarzs]

Ash is arguably insane.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

oy that's me you're talking about you gits

He's only a discount Ungatt! No one can ever outdo the original one!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS, AND I HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY THE TOP EXPERTS IN COMBAT.

*REVS UP CHAINAXE*

CHAINAXE TIME.

[Ungatt Trunn]

oy that's me you're talking about you gits

He's only a discount Ungatt! No one can ever outdo the original one!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS, AND I HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY THE TOP EXPERTS IN COMBAT.

*REVS UP CHAINAXE*

CHAINAXE TIME.

I have a baseball bat wrapped in barb wire try me sucker

[The Skarzs]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

[Eulaliaaa!]

You left out the "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" part