THE ULTIMATE WEDDING

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

Thanks for the head massage bub, it's really relaxing.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

Thanks for the head massage bub, it's really relaxing.

Ah, I can see you're desperately trying to hide the pain

[Feles]

"Taking it like a champ!"

[Ungatt Trunn]

"Taking it like a champ!"

Couldn't have said it better myself

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

Thanks for the head massage bub, it's really relaxing.

Ah, I can see you're desperately trying to hide the pain

What pain? Your back scratcher is really quite a delight, I say, and I shall need a few of them myself.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

Thanks for the head massage bub, it's really relaxing.

Ah, I can see you're desperately trying to hide the pain

What pain? Your back scratcher is really quite a delight, I say, and I shall need a few of them myself.

It can't be a back scratcher if it's being used to bash your head in matie 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Here's Martin's Sword; this'll outdo that any day. *Hands it to Ungatt.*

Oh sick I'll totally use that! *Lifts the blade aloft and points it at Ash*

*Cuts sword in half with chainaxe*

*Shrugs then proceeds to beat Ash's brains in with his baseball bat wrapped in barb wire*

*Watches as the baseball bat breaks against power armour*

That's nice, bub.

You could use Skarzs, too.

But he hasn't wronged me (yet) - Ash committed the unforgivable sin of trying to steal my show

Mothertrucker the show has always been mine.

*Beats Ungatt to death using my bare fists*

*Ash wakes up to discover it was all a dream and that he is in an iron cage in Ungatt's basement with no weapons or anything - Ungatt comes down and proceeds to fill his cage with jalapeno tear gas*

Yum.

Not when its in yo eyes m8

That makes it better.

*Takes a nap*

Hmmm.... this guy is resistant to jalapeno gas... poor thing, he's too different from everyone else to ever make friends. I shall put him out of his misery *bashes Ash's head in with the baseball bat we all know and love*

Thanks for the head massage bub, it's really relaxing.

Ah, I can see you're desperately trying to hide the pain

What pain? Your back scratcher is really quite a delight, I say, and I shall need a few of them myself.

It can't be a back scratcher if it's being used to bash your head in matie 

Bash my head in? Pfft, it couldn't hurt a little ant. Please do continue with the head massage, it was delightful.

[Maudie]

@Lord Ashenwyte and @Ungatt Trunn Can y'all just mention each other instead of doing huge quote chains?

[Feles]

Weddings are for war.

[The Skarzs]

@Lord Ashenwyte and @Ungatt Trunn Can y'all just mention each other instead of doing huge quote chains?

This.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

@Lord Ashenwyte and @Ungatt Trunn Can y'all just mention each other instead of doing huge quote chains?

This.

[Ungatt Trunn]

@Lord Ashenwyte and @Ungatt Trunn Can y'all just mention each other instead of doing huge quote chains?

This.

For once we agree on something

[The Skarzs]

Can't see it.