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...but I Escaped Because.......

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, October 21, 2016, 03:19:18 AM

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Kade Rivok

#45
October 09, 2020, 03:23:00 PM
But I escaped because I'm a world renowned gerbil trainer and now have a horde of them to do my bidding!  Mwa to the ha to the ha ha ha

The next person accidentally decided to get into a fist fight with a Gundam!
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Verdauga

#46
October 09, 2020, 03:44:45 PM Last Edit: October 09, 2020, 06:15:15 PM by Verdauga
But I escaped because I accidentally punched it with an Imperial blockade runner.

The next person to post has been dropped among the bombs in a bombing run.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#47
November 17, 2020, 09:15:10 AM
But I escaped because all of them malfunctioned and didn't go off (and presumably I had a parachute or something).

The next person to post crashed on Mars.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

#48
November 17, 2020, 05:55:08 PM
But I escaped because I escaped into Ravnica.

The next person to post got stuck in a cave.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

#49
November 17, 2020, 06:30:24 PM
But I escaped because I had an unbreakable diamond pickaxe.
The next person to post got stuck in a video game.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

#50
November 17, 2020, 07:46:56 PM
I didn't try to escape because who wouldn't want to be stuck in Termina ( you know... after the moon craziness )?

The net person to post got locked in a basement.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Verdauga

#51
November 17, 2020, 07:50:58 PM
But I escaped because Teer was with me.

The next poster gets trapped on this page!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#52
November 17, 2020, 07:52:13 PM
But I escaped because I pressed alt f4 (I didn't, but y'know).
The next poster gets stuck in a fishing net.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

#53
November 17, 2020, 08:29:59 PM
I lie there and cry util help comes.

The next person to post is duct taped to the wall.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Verdauga

#54
November 17, 2020, 08:45:52 PM
But I escaped because the wall was made of soggy newspaper.

The next poster has been locked in an attic!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

WorshipTiria

#55
November 18, 2020, 03:16:38 AM
But I escaped because I had c4 with me.

The next poster has been trapped in their own mind.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Jarky Thistlebrush

#56
November 18, 2020, 05:17:49 AM
But I escaped 'cause I don't have one.
The next person to post gets a teapot jammed on their head.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Booklover

#57
November 18, 2020, 07:41:43 AM
But I escaped because the teapot wasn't big enough (yes, I know that that's big-headed).
The next person to post gets stuck in a plane that's about to crash.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#58
November 18, 2020, 07:59:35 AM
But I escaped because it had only just taken of and was about a centimetre off the ground.
The next person to post is stuck in a coffin which is buried very deep underground.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ally046

#59
November 29, 2020, 06:11:05 AM
But I escaped because I am a muscly foremole, and the coffin and dirt are no match for me.

The next poster is ripped limb from limb, and cooked over a rat's campfire in mossflower.
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