Peo and Rosie's Smol Club

[Ungatt Trunn]

*Jumps and brings pan down on Ungatt's head* You were saying, dear?

How could you bring it down upon my head if you're so short you can only reach my stomach by jumping??

[Cornflower MM]

Well, then, Ungatt, if you want to take that stance. . . *Slams pan into Ungatt's ankle*

[Ungatt Trunn]

That actually hurt! *Hops on one foot while holding is ankle*

Give me a moment to think of some witty roast

[Cornflower MM]

Hahahaha. Good for me. And since you're hopping. . . *Slams pan into other ankle*

[Ungatt Trunn]

*Falls to the floor* Great, now I'm as short as you guys!

[Cornflower MM]

No, actually honey. We're taller.

[Ungatt Trunn]

You're like an inch taller than me sitting down mate!

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Points crossbow at Ungatt* Got any last words?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yes...

Drink more milk. It helps you grow taller 

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Shoots Ungatt*

[Ungatt Trunn]

*Is so short that the arrow lands flies between Ungatt's knees*

[Amarith Waterspring]

I thought you were on the floor. Your knees are literally on the floor, and we both know that Peony's aim isn't THAT bad.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*whispers* I was the one who shot him.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I thought you were on the floor. Your knees are literally on the floor, and we both know that Peony's aim isn't THAT bad.

It's not that *Rosie's* aim is bad, it's that she's just too short to get a clear shot at my body...

[Lady Amber]

*Whacks Ungatt*