Free Hot Chocolate

[Rosie Willowwater]

Who exactly do you consider 'rebels' anyway?

[Groddil]

Two words:

Eul Supporters.

[The Skarzs]

Hmm, very well then, here you are.

*Gives Skarzs a chocolaty, double chocolate, hot chocolate.*

*Takes my chocolate and leaves.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Two words:

Eul Supporters.

Also known as Freedom supporters 

[LT Sandpaw]

Two words:

Eul Supporters.

Also known as Freedom supporters 

Freedom fighters? We're the socialistic communist party! We are freedom!

Under us you have the freedom of speech, of assemble, free hot chocolate, protest, life, whales, protection from the cellars many threats, and much much more.

*Freedoms only guaranteed with support of the Horde Party.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Under Ashleg's rule we will never be free.  Queen Eul believes in a very free rule over her people.

[Ashleg]

"Queen" Eul?

That goes for it right there.
I'm a voted in President.

There's nothing more like freedom than voting, even if we are the socialistic communist party. >:0

[James Gryphon]

So North Korea is a free country?

[LT Sandpaw]

So North Korea is a free country?

Silence! No logical thinking! That's banned by formal order of the VP of the Cellars. Now be quiet and drink your hot chocolate. All praise the Horde Party. 

[James Gryphon]

Who do you think you're talking to, peon?

[Ashleg]

A cute eagle that belongs at the zoo.

[LT Sandpaw]

 A dangerous public dissident.

[Ashleg]

So North Korea is a free country?

And yes.

[Jetthebinturong]

North Korea is also not communist. It's a semi-fascist dictatorship and/or a country run by a mafia.

Also since Kim Jong Un is considered a divine figure and worshipped as the state religion, that also prevents NK from being communist, as communism requires the country to have no state religion.

[Ashleg]

We're like China, then.