Free Hot Chocolate

[Ashleg]

WOW HE STABBED MY SIBLING

WOW
ROOD

[Lady Ashenwyte]

baliss isn't real

DOWN WITH THE TYRANT!

*Hacks the real Ashleg's arm off*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

* Aimless Gallivanter wakes up, gets confused by the chaos, sits on the floor and starts to cry into her hot chocolate

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Groddil pours hot cocoa into his coffee, creating a pseudo-mocha.

"Yes, well, he is on edge. We've got Eulaliaaa! and her foolish rebellion, almost no funds to work with, and there's guests breathing down our neck. Such things do not do well for the psyche of the person who has to deal with them all, am I right boss?"

* Groddil sips mocha.

"Sir, if I may. A lot of the Forumites have pledged support to Eul, willingly or not. Perhaps Banya has just been spending too much time around these people, and accidentally said the wrong thing, after having to listen to so much rebel garbage."

Well then. Groddil called me garbage and foolish.  And was even considering joining Ash's side. Oh well.

[Hickory]

* Groddil pours hot cocoa into his coffee, creating a pseudo-mocha.

"Yes, well, he is on edge. We've got Eulaliaaa! and her foolish rebellion, almost no funds to work with, and there's guests breathing down our neck. Such things do not do well for the psyche of the person who has to deal with them all, am I right boss?"

Hot cocoa has water in it, not milk.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

* Groddil pours hot cocoa into his coffee, creating a pseudo-mocha.

"Yes, well, he is on edge. We've got Eulaliaaa! and her foolish rebellion, almost no funds to work with, and there's guests breathing down our neck. Such things do not do well for the psyche of the person who has to deal with them all, am I right boss?"

Hot cocoa has water in it, not milk.

Hot cocoa with water sounds unpleasant.

[LT Sandpaw]

I'm Vice President now?

Well then....

[Eulaliaaa!]

*sits down and orders Hot Chocolate*

What a nice place you have here!

[LT Sandpaw]

*Looks at the profit numbers*

Um, President Ashes, it would appear that the government is going bankrupt. We should probably raise the tax on dumpster juice sales, and maybe charge small prices for our free hot chocolate. And maybe a marshmallow tax as well... Just to keep our head above water, you know.

[Eulaliaaa!]

*leans forward real close* How 'bout this, old friend. I'll pay for it all if you support my rule as Queen.

[Banya]

That sounds unsustainable.

[Ashleg]

*Looks at the profit numbers*

Um, President Ashes, it would appear that the government is going bankrupt. We should probably raise the tax on dumpster juice sales, and maybe charge small prices for our free hot chocolate. And maybe a marshmallow tax as well... Just to keep our head above water, you know.

Yes!
Great idea, my lad!

*leans forward real close* How 'bout this, old friend. I'll pay for it all if you support my rule as Queen.

No.

[Groddil]

I'm Vice President now?

Well then....

* Groddil kicks Sandpaw out of his office, then has Rosie and Eulaliaaa! Forcibly removed from the thread.

"And stay out, rebel scum!"

[Ashleg]

No, Grodd, you betrayed me.

[Groddil]

No, Grodd, you betrayed me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

* Groddil pushes a button.

Hey, secretary man, gemme a drink. No mochas and NO DUMPSTER JUICE!