Free Hot Chocolate

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'm Vice President now?

Well then....

* Groddil kicks Sandpaw out of his office, then has Rosie and Eulaliaaa! Forcibly removed from the thread.

"And stay out, rebel scum!"

A rebel stays a rebel. 

* Rosie Willowwater stays in thread

[Ashleg]

Scum stays scum.

[Banya]

My cold cocoa stays cold.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Scum stays scum.

Hrmph.

* Rosie Willowwater takes out her walking stick from behind her back and hops up onto a nearby roof to watch the sunrise

[Aimless Gallivanter]

crying children stay on the floor crying

[The Skarzs]

WAIT.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS TOPIC BEFORE.
WHY DIDN'T I ENTER.




CHOCOLATE.

[Eulaliaaa!]

There's better hot chocolate in my underground fortress. And it isn't cold.

[The Skarzs]

CHOCOLATE.

[LT Sandpaw]

I'm afraid Eul, that there is a heavy tax on the free sale of hot chocolate provided by anyone other then the official Cellars government.

A tax rate of 99.9% actually.

And our hot chocolate is not cold, its lukewarm.

Skarzs how many marshmallows do you want? Each one is a Forumbuck apiece.

[The Skarzs]

NONE. JUST CHOCOLATE.

[LT Sandpaw]

Hmm, very well then, here you are.

*Gives Skarzs a chocolaty, double chocolate, hot chocolate.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

[James Gryphon]

Yuck.

Why would anyone want this when they could have dumpster juice?

[Hickory]

Dumpster juice is good for a nice, tangy drink, but hot chocolate fills the niche of "warm but non caffeinated" drinks.

[Groddil]

I'm afraid Eul, that there is a heavy tax on the free sale of hot chocolate provided by anyone other then the official Cellars government.

A tax rate of 99.9% actually.

And our hot chocolate is not cold, its lukewarm.

Skarzs how many marshmallows do you want? Each one is a Forumbuck apiece.

*ahem*

"The marshmallows are free to all non-rebels, Sandpaw. They only cost Forumbucks if the Forumite wants a ridiculous amount."