President Ash vs Queen Eul

[Rosie Willowwater]

The election of President Ash and Queen Eul shall now commence.

[LT Sandpaw]

You shall have to wait until May for the next proper election.

[James Gryphon]

The election of President Ash and Queen Eul shall now commence.

Election to what?

You shall have to wait until May for the next proper election.

That's only if you want to be "Cellars president", a meaningless position. There are plenty of other, better titles available.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Two rulers will never work so I thought making it official of the one true ruler would quiet everyone down.

[LT Sandpaw]

You shall have to wait until May for the next proper election.

That's only if you want to be "Cellars president", a meaningless position. There are plenty of other, better titles available.

That's your opinion.

[Ashleg]

Except that there aren't two rulers; there's me (the ruler) and then there's you.
Wait until the election in May and then gain your spot.

[James Gryphon]

You don't "rule" anything, you just won a few votes. In a tiebreaker, over a guy that's never even posted.

It's true that Eul doesn't rule either, though. She just reigns.

[Ashleg]

Yeah, I'm not that popular.
But you chose to put your tiebreaker towards me.

I rule over the horde party.

[James Gryphon]

But you chose to put your tiebreaker towards me.

Actually, Banya did.

[Ashleg]

Then Banya gets some support from me.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Ah, I shall win this, of course. It seems I am the only good option for this role. Ashleg is merely trying to bring order with his Presidency. He wants to have control so he can take the very heart of the Cellars away. I am trying to preserve it. I know how to bring chaos to these threads and hold the Cellars together. I am what will keep this place alive. This is the Cellars. If he wants to be president and bring laws and rules, he can go to Cavern Hole.

Free kittens and puppies for everyone!

[Ashleg]

The giving out of free (and likely unhealthy) pets is a big factor in their deaths.
*cough* Anyway, this is very irrelevant because the election's in May.

Ya'll can have fantasies.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Excuse me, I demand a penalty. Ashleg has voted for himself, participating in the poll and that is not allowed. You can't vote for yourself. I demand a penalty

And, I can assure you, all the kittens and puppies are very healthy and well taken care of.

[Ashleg]

There was no rule against that; sit back, foul beast.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Ah yes, but it was never said that you were allowed to participate. You're trying to cheat! PENALTY! PENALTY!!!