President Ashleg's Store

[Ashleg]

I'm selling dead eels for £5.99 each.
Come get 'em.

[The Skarzs]

I only buy in dollars.

[Ashleg]

Wow


That's just not nice


It simply won't do

... *sigh*
You can use a Pounds to dollars converter and buy them that way, after all, I cannot deny a customer of dead eels.

[Hickory]

Euros are this: € pounds are this: £

[The Skarzs]

You c?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

You c?

No silly, that's Sage

[Russa Nodrey]

*Buys an eel and roasts is over a fire* *Eats it* *Dies*

[Ashleg]

*Buys an eel and roasts is over a fire* *Eats it* *Dies*

MY GOVERNMENT APPROVED EELS KILLED SOMEBEAST!

* Ashleg knocks the body into the fire

Eerrrrrr......

[LT Sandpaw]

This is an easy problem, just channel more money to my- er. I mean the brand new Departments of Food Safety and Cover Ups and we'll make sure that this doesn't happen again.

[Ashleg]

Good job, Mr.Sandpaw.

* Ashleg sends money in that direction.

I'm rich enough not to need it, even if it goes to waste...

Russa's heating up pretty good.
S'mores, anybeast?

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Ashleg]

You already have dead eels? That's okay.

Let's see...
I have an unfinished quilt and some tic tacs, I'll sell 'em for the same price...

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Ashleg]

Halfway, but it's good for covering things up.
Like Russa's carcass...
Maybe she'll be reborn as something better.

@Russa Nodrey

[rachel25]

Can I just have the skins off the eels? I want to have a go at making fish leather. (Real thing)