Sam's Candy Factory

[SilentSam]

WELCOME TO MY CANDY FACTORY!
We make chocolates, goodies, cotton candy (which we are not making right now because there's a body, stu- er- the machine is clogged), gumdrops, lollipops, and many more types of candy!
And it's all free! As long as you have your benefits card showing that you're poor are a young, innocent child! If not,
YOU MUST PAY THE FEE.

HAVE FUN!

[The Skarzs]

I'm a young innocent child.

[SilentSam]

I'm a young innocent child.

Hmmm....
*inspects*
Hmmm....  You're good to go!
JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE COTTON CANDY MACHINE- BILLY DIDN'T.

[LT Sandpaw]

So I'm the Cellar Government health inspector for the Cellar Bureau of Health Inspection (CBHI). And I'm here because of reports of strange smells coming from a certain cotton candy machine. Do you mind if I take a look?

[SilentSam]

Yes, you may. *pushes into cotton candy machine*
The cotton candy machine suddenly laughs.
MUAHAHAHA Two down, 7 billion to go. You know Sam, we could do this a lot faster if you just shoved some of these innocent children into me...

[LT Sandpaw]

Aaaagubabaghagaaabuagh! This is unsanitary! Bughaguhgagagaaagh!

[SilentSam]

The cotton candy machine laughs again. STOP STRUGGLING. BILLY STOPPED.

[Lady Amber]

*Bashes cotton candy machine with a hammer*

[SilentSam]

*the dent heals* YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FOOLISH CHILD? THINK AGAIN.

[Lady Amber]

*Sets cotton candy machine on fire*

[Ashleg]

I am the President so I get it free, thank you.
Also.
If people are dying this is a health hazard.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[LT Sandpaw]

Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee! Bughagahaghagaaaagh!

[Ashleg]

ARE YOU DYING


SIR

SIR
ANSWER ME

[SilentSam]

Enough! THIS IS MY PRIVATE PROPERTY! IF YOU WANT TO VANDALIZE IT, OR INTRUDE, THEN YOU ARE NOT WEL-

BE QUIET SAM! I WILL BE THE ONE TO JUDGE THIS. The doors to the entrance shut, locking everyone inside. EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL DIE (except for maybe you, Sam). MUAHAHAHHAHAAHHA