Dictate your adventure

[Ashleg]

Ask for sanity pills.

[James Gryphon]

"THOSE ARE ON AISLE 5 NEXT TO THE - "

"Thank you!" Run to Aisle 5.
Wait for her to finish her sentence.
Scream.
Bob: Wake up.

[Ashleg]

Run to aisle 5.

[James Gryphon]

"Thank you!"

Timmy runs to aisle 5, narrowly avoiding turning over someone's cart, and finds the pills he's looking for, right next to the vitamin-S.

Get the bottle of sanity pills and go to the checkout counter.
Open the bottle of sanity pills and start taking pills.
Take both bottles to the checkout counter.
Open both bottles and start taking some of each.
Open the bottle of vitamin-S and start taking pills.
Jump up and down.

[Ashleg]

Jump.

[James Gryphon]

Timmy jumps up and down. Unfortunately, someone waxed the floor. He falls down on the ground, and cracks his head on something. Everything goes black.

Quite some time later, Timmy wakes up in a hospital room. The room is empty except for a man lying asleep in another bed across the room.

Timmy: Sing.
Timmy: Shout for room service.
Timmy: Jump up out of bed.
Timmy: Play with the buttons on the bed's remote control.
Timmy: Greet the sleeping stranger.

[Ashleg]

Play with the buttons!

[James Gryphon]

Timmy starts pressing buttons. The bed goes up. The bed goes down. The bed goes up. The bed goes down. The bed goes up -- whoops, red light goes on. That must be the call nurse button.

A few moments pass and a frazzled, tired-looking young lady with reddish skin comes running into the room. She briefly looks over at the bed with the man in it, smiles, then turns to Timmy and does her best impression of a lady who's fresh, energetic, and happy to be around kids.

"Hello, I'm Kate and I'll be your nurse for the next little while. What's wrong?"

Timmy: "Why's your skin so red?"
Timmy: "I was playing with the buttons and the light came on."
Timmy: "My toe hurts."
Timmy: "My head hurts."
Stranger in bed: "PIZZA"

[Ashleg]

Stranger in bed: "PIZZA."

[James Gryphon]

Kate closes her eyes and sighs. "Not right now, love. The last time you asked I got thrown into an alternate dimension, was forced to watch while my doppelganger nearly blew up the hospital, and came back in just enough time to nearly get turned into Krispy Kate. True story. Good thing for stop drop and roll eh. And now that I'm out of the office with burn treatments it's my shift again so I don't have time to get you any more mashed pizza. I think your mother said something about making some and bringing it here, though."

The nurse glanced back over at Timmy. "Do you need anything, dear?"

Timmy: "My head hurts."
Timmy: "Where's my mother?"
Bob: "PIIIZZZAAA"
Timmy: "PIIIZZZAAA"

[Ashleg]

Timmy: "PIIIZZZAAA."

[James Gryphon]

"PIIIZZZAAA"

Kate stops, and looks at Timmy with an expression of existential despair.

With superhuman nerve she steels up an overdone fake smile and replies. "I don't think we have any of that right now, honey, what with the kitchen and cafeteria being burned down, but I'll let the lunch staff know about your request as soon as possible. Is that all? Okay, great, see you again soon dear."

Before anyone has the chance to say anything more Kate hurriedly makes her exit.

Timmy looks at Bob. Bob moves his eyes to look at Timmy.

Timmy: Hi.
Timmy: How'd you get in all those casts?
Timmy: Play with the "Call Nurse" button on the remote control.
Timmy: Hop out of bed.

[Ashleg]

Timmy: "HI."

[James Gryphon]

"HI!"

Bob winces. "'uiet down kid, my head's killin' me."

Timmy: Quiet down: "I'm sorry mister. Hi."
Timmy: Hop out of bed.
Timmy: "But we were both screaming just a moment ago?"
Timmy: "How'd you get in all those casts?"
Timmy: "I'M SORRY MISTER!"

[Ashleg]

Tommy frowns, "But we were both screaming just a moment ago?"