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Started by Feles, January 30, 2017, 04:23:30 AM

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Gonff the Mousethief

*Watches as Skarzs destroys a random Hobbit Hole*

Sad the intelligence of trolls at times.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

You doubt my intellectual quotient?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Feles



*Aimbot is getting extremely intense*
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rosie Willowwater

*Joins Gonff in his hobbit hole*

I'll be baking pies, got any orders? Oh and excuse my intrusion but I can't stand violence.
                    

Hickory

*takes aim with an SMLE MkIII*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Groddil

Pies? I've already got some. Here.

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Rosie Willowwater

*Throws up*

Please do not show me that abomination of a pastry again.
                    

Feles

I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

LT Sandpaw


*Throws down bubble shield.*



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Groddil

Meat pies are delicious. Have you even had one? Unbelievable.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Makes a hill of corpses*

It's so nice under here.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lady Amber


Feles

I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

LT Sandpaw


*Shoots Ashe through the pile of bodies*



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro