Yet Another War Topic

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Steps out of Hobbit Hole while Rosie readies the pies*

[alexandre]

What did you say?

[Rosie Willowwater]

How about some Apple pies Rosie? That seems like a great start to a war.

Alritght, eight apple pies coming right up.

*Pushes up sleeves and puts apron on*

These warriors aren't going to feed themselves.

*Steps out of Hobbit Hole while Rosie readies the pies*

Don't go out there Gonff, you could die from. . . numerous things.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

MY FIST HAS AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR FACE.

*PUNCHES GONFF IN THE FACE*

[alexandre]

*Waves hands in the air* STOP STOP, STOP THIS FIGHTING


...

I WIN I WIN I WIN

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I CAST FIST.

*PUNCHES ALEXANDRE IN THE FACE*

[Russa Nodrey]

The squirrel sisters refuse to speak, i choose to take that as a lack of surrendering!

*Crushes Russa*

[Feles]

*Calls in Hellstrom*

[Lady Amber]

*Kicks Inq in the face*

[Rosie Willowwater]

All done!

[Feles]

Would you quit it!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*PUNCHES ROSIE IN THE PIE*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Calls upon the Eagles to assault Ashs and insoles him multiple times with Sting*

You touch Rosie and her pies, you gettin' the exact opposite.

Oh, and these pies are stunning Rosie, thank you.

*Takes a piece and adjusts bow tie*

[Groddil]

WHAT'S IN THE PIE?

BEEF? BEEF AND CHEESE? BEEF, CHEESE, AND BACON? PEPPER STEAK? CHICKEN AND VEGETABLE? CURRY?

[Russa Nodrey]

@Lord Ashenwyte